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No. 484302

I've had too much to drink but here I go
How do I make the cute Japanese girl at work fall in love with me

No.484303

give her a kabe-don

No.484304

>>484303
I'm pretty sure HR would kick my ass

No.484305

>>484304
Not before you kiss her ass.

No.484306

Fuck off and kill yourself.

No.484307


No.484309

How many times did you already make this thread

No.484310

Fuck off and kill yourself.

No.484311


No.484312

If you all went along with this in a certain way, he could be ota's version of Densha Otoko.

No.484336

>>484312
The basis for that story is that the guy was actually a good person who helped some random people, not some creep literally obsessing over their coworker for months on an imageboard.

One is cute, the other is terrifying.

No.484373

>>484336
I'm not obsessed

No.484374

>>484336
4chan had itoko otoko

No.484375

>>484336
Fuck you pal. I am a good, nice person I can't help that I'm cel

No.484376

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You have to adjust your routine so that you come into contact with her more and keep doing that until you become friends.

The nuclear option:
Rabu Retta-
If anime taught me anything, its that girls like a love letter with a heart stamp to fall from their locker (or in this case partially beneath their keyboard).

No.484378

>>484376
my dad got fired for giving a coworker a love letter

No.484379

>>484336
That's what makes it the ota version.
He is an ota user, just like any of us, who was given this opportunity in real life. We must offer him advice.

No.484380

>>484378
Maybe your dad should have been more attractive

No.484381

>>484376
What should I talk about? I struggle keeping a conversation since I can't relate to anyone's interests.

No.484383

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>>484378
Ehh maji?
The west has truly declared war on love huh…

No.484386

I wish my boss would hire some women. Tired of working with a bunch of men.

No.484388

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>>484386
>when the boss hires a foid.jpg

No.484389

>>484388
source

No.484390

nevermind its not ero

No.484402

>>484390
It's still pretty good

No.484433

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First, ya gotta get the LOOKS
THEN, ya get the MONEY
And FINALLY, you've gotta have that STATUS

If the sum of these reaches the (immensely inflated) standards of the foid then you're in. What you actually say and do is virtually inconsequential in comparison to what you look like. You can use some Chad pictures to make a tinder and chat up girls all day long while telling them you're a convicted child rapist and they won't give a flying shite so long as the face you're using is pretty.

Also, be at least 6'1".

No.484546

>>484433
I'm not 6-1…

No.484561

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>>484302
Just spill out everything you like about her to her face all at once.

No.495808

aham

No.495879

The foids will pay

No.495880

>>484546
5 year olds aren't allowed to post on ota though…

No.495881

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Do the kabedon and kokuhaku to her, obviously

No.495883

>>484561
I can't just tell her I have yellow fever

No.495911

Rakujitsu no Pathos has a spinoff? WRF?! I want to shag the sensei so bad…

No.500885

>>484309
As many times as necessary



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