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Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 20:42:33 No. 484603

When you’re at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:

“I absolutely can’t eat omurice.”

There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, “Why not? You don’t like omurice?”

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: “I… well” (take a deep breath) “Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they’re killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can’t bear to think about it! They’ll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…” It is good to shiver at this point.

Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He’s yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 20:45:35 No.484604

disgusting leftist bitch

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 20:53:37 No.484606

Of course 99% of foids won't actually know how chickens work

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 21:01:59 No.484607

>>484604
but she clearly doesn't support abortion.

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 21:08:02 No.484608

Imagine being in a relationship with a woman that support abortion, and would likely kill your hypothetical child without your permission.

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 21:12:08 No.484611

>>484607
what a dumb bitch

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 22:07:54 No.484629

>>484608
Sounds perfect. I don't want to bring a child into this shithole of a planet.

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 23:43:32 No.484647

This is where I originally got it from

https://soranews24.com/2012/08/22/a-japanese-womans-guide-for-getting-a-date-the-omurice-trick-works-every-time/

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 12/03/19 (Tue) 00:01:41 No.484648

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Us boys got to come up with our own trick, like the yakisoba trick or something.

Anonymous 12/03/19 (Tue) 00:15:57 No.484649

>>484648
The yakisoba trick:
When you’re at a restaurant together make sure you order yakisoba.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your girl so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of yakisoba, gaze at it with lust and whisper:

"It's beautiful, isn't it?"

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: “I… well” (take a deep breath) “Every time I see yakisoba I am reminded of you…you're perfect hair! Those thick strands of hair… I can’t can't contain myself thinking about it! It's so much more beautiful than any woman's, to be born such so elegantly…” It is good to shiver at this point.

Your girl will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next you will be feeling her and her hair, complimenting it. He’s yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

Anonymous 12/03/19 (Tue) 01:05:17 No.484658

>>484649
>He’s yours!
missed this one

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 12/03/19 (Tue) 01:19:27 No.484659

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>>484649
She's yours!
The girls will be powerless to this new technique.

Anonymous 12/03/19 (Tue) 01:36:38 No.484662

>>484659
Cute Nico twintails.

Anonymous 03/28/20 (Sat) 02:27:52 No.496447

saving the 2nd omurice thread.

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 03/28/20 (Sat) 03:17:05 No.496451

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Yō! Here's what you've been waiting for!

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 12:07:37 No.504775

cant let this one die

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 15:58:50 No.504785

>>496447
thanks for all your hard work

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 19:51:42 No.504797

Yea, though I walk through The Valley of The Shadow of Chad, I shall fear no norms, for thou lncels art with me, my cope and my rope, they comfort me.

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 10:07:43 No.504829

>>504797
amen