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Anonymous 12/05/19 (Thu) 02:41:51 No. 485082

>Enter elevator
>See foid approaching
>Begin spamming the Hell out of the door close button
>Make eye contact with her as the doors close

I won this round, norms

Anonymous 12/05/19 (Thu) 02:49:05 No.485083

And that girl's name?

Albert Einstein.

Anonymous 12/05/19 (Thu) 02:59:30 No.485085

This made me lol (laugh out loud) i hope this really happened

Anonymous 12/05/19 (Thu) 03:12:35 No.485086

owned that foiyd

gigs !A7GLsxo4c. 12/05/19 (Thu) 04:53:54 No.485103

What if a chance this was a girl who could become your one and only?

Anonymous 12/05/19 (Thu) 05:23:47 No.485107

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Did you know any woman you meet between the age of 20 and 39 is one of about 500,000,000 in the world? There are about 250,000,000 in their 20s. For perspective on finding the one, your odds of winning a Powerball jackpot are better than 1 in 300,000,000. But hey, you can just settle, right?

Anonymous 12/05/19 (Thu) 05:40:04 No.485109

>>485107
they're all the same at the end of the day

Anonymous 12/05/19 (Thu) 05:47:49 No.485110

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>>485103
It's too late for me.
Too late… For them.

Anonymous 12/05/19 (Thu) 06:16:55 No.485118

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Anonymous 12/05/19 (Thu) 22:03:19 No.485222

The door close buttons don't really do anything. The doors are on their own timer which can only be extended, not not shortened.
You can look it up.

Anonymous 12/06/19 (Fri) 16:50:13 No.485331

>>485222
cels btfo by pure facts and logic, also checked

Anonymous 03/24/20 (Tue) 03:39:44 No.495762

>>485222
You must be fun at parties

Anonymous 05/02/20 (Sat) 02:30:31 No.501358

based

Anonymous 05/02/20 (Sat) 06:12:49 No.501411

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>enter elevator
>see young lady approaching
>begin smiling and spam the hell out of the open door button
>the doors close
>it was actually the close door button
Oops…

Anonymous 05/02/20 (Sat) 14:48:53 No.501425

>>501411
she knew you were pushing the close door button because a normal person would put their hand in the door to block it.

Anonymous 05/02/20 (Sat) 18:16:44 No.501452

how are women so smart bros?

Anonymous 05/02/20 (Sat) 18:19:44 No.501455

>>501452
Because they can’t rely on physical intimidation

Anonymous 05/02/20 (Sat) 20:29:08 No.501470

>>501425
Uh, retard? We don't touch things with our hands right now

Anonymous 05/02/20 (Sat) 21:00:36 No.501471

>>501470
I said intimidation, not hand to hand combat

Anonymous 05/02/20 (Sat) 21:01:45 No.501472

Oops, I’m retarded and can’t read post numbers

Anonymous 05/03/20 (Sun) 01:18:21 No.501499

>>501425
I never do that. What if the door closes on my hand?

Anonymous 05/03/20 (Sun) 01:20:03 No.501500

>>485082
All things considered this was a pretty funny thread post, congrats to the OP

Anonymous 07/26/20 (Sun) 00:04:43 No.508415

foids btfo