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No. 486258

"Ah- just leave it on the table. Thanks Ota."

No.486260

damn my gf is HOT

No.486262

>>486260
You’re her assistant, not her bf. That role is reserved for the chad she met at the club last week.

No.486268

Ah yes, plain rice with seaweed and leaf water, delicious

No.486270

why do even the sweetest creative art girls only want clubber chads

No.486271

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>>486270
Real art

No.486272

Assistant-kun's duties:
Make/serve tea
Make/serve onigiri
Purchase pens/paper/etc
Model butt for reference
Purchase reference materials
Endure anal insertion for reaction reference
Lettering (kanji-ing?) word bubbles
Shading
Cleaning table/floor/cushion/clothing
Search internet for gay pornography for reference
Stress-relief cuddling

No.486276

>>486272
stop being gay and marry him.

No.486282

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she likes old men not like your western clubbing whores

No.486284

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>>486282
Nice pure Nihon bijin pervert girl.

No.486304

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>>486262
Being an assistant isn't so bad

No.486310

love when the mangaka self insert as the disgusting fujoshi that they are

No.486311

>>486304
i had a few shirts with holes in them like that but my mom made me throw them out

No.486359

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is this true
are pussies actually not that tasty

No.486360

>>486359
They are sometimes salty, but on general they don't taste anything.

When I fuck my gf before she takes a bathroom, usually when we wake up we don't do oral

No.486361

Nothing more pathetic than licking on a woman's pissflaps

No.486363

>>486361
>nothing more pathetic than giving pleasure to the one you love
And you wonder why you're still a virgin?

No.486364

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>>486363
Know this, norm.
I will gladly live and die 1000 cel lifetimes before I lie subservient to a blood-spewing mucus-filled crotch demon.

I bow before NO foid.
Go hit up henri if you want that freakshow dom shit.

No.486365

>>486364
Extremely, utterly based. In awe of your bastedness.

No.486367

>>486364
>it's ok for girls to give pleasure to their partners but not for guys to give them pleasure
>oral sex is femdom freakness
>literally 99% of alpha males are into femdom
In any case both sides are glad. You'll not give them oral, they don't want it from you.
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

No.486370

wish i lost my virg to a older 20s gross nerd foid when i was in hs
and licked her gross unwashed foid puss

No.486371

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>>486367
Good for them… better a cel than a degenormate

No.486372

>>486371
>hopeless romantic
>not a degenerate
Cringe
Oh, and again. Almost every guy do oral to their gfs. Do you actually believe that they are all into femdom?

No.486373

dab on this pepejack norm, O

No.486394

>>486372
I believe they're all pathetic desperate pussy worshipers

No.486396

pepe is basted

No.486398

>>486394
Yeah, right, there's nothing to do with people liking it. Indeed guys that fuck hot girls every week just do it because they are "desperate"

Like you'll ever know how it feels.

No.486399

>>486398
Chads don't have to go down on girls. That's something dicklets have to do.

No.486460

>>486399
Every "Chad' lick their gf pussy though.

If you had friends you would know

No.486477

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>>486460
Listen kid, I'm a Chad and I hang out with multiple Chads a day. I don't think I have a single friend that isn't a Chad.
And when I say Chad I'm not talking "guy that happens to get lucky once a week" or "guy that gets 10 tinder matches a day." I'm talking purebred top 1% alpha males that moonlight as models and have girls screaming their names on the street.

And as for my friends and me, we laugh at the mere prospect of cunnilingus. That's fag shit.

No.486478

"eating a girl's gross minge is gayer than sucking dick" - chad

No.497615

Are fujos that hot?

No.497704

>>486460
I know a chad guy back in college, he said he would never.

No.508595

my Chinese otakette exgf wasn't a fujoshi



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