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No. 486636

how do i get foids to like me?

No.486637

Be Chad

No.486638

Just have a job and not be fucking Quasimodo

No.486639

The feet are too powerful. They must be stopped.

No.486641

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Get what to like you? If foid is a foot or a girl, you need to be more specific.

No.486642

>>486638
This is literally me and I'm still foidless. How do I find them without doing something gay like going to a bar?

No.486644

>>486642
Sign up for dating site/app

"Hey ladies I have stable income"

No.486646

>>486644
That's even worse

No.486647

>>486642
What do you value in a woman? Women with the traits that you value, where do they frequent? Where are you most likely to find them?

Here are examples of hobbies/events that you can use to meet women:

- Dance classes (salsa, swing, ballroom, etc.)

- Political organizations or events

- Concerts and concert promotions

- Amateur sports leagues (co-ed volleyball tends to have a lot of women; in
good shape too)

- Volunteering, charities, charity events

- Training courses (leadership, public speaking)

- Cooking classes

- Yoga classes

- Meditation courses and retreats

- Self-help seminars and educational events

- Travel groups (i.e., couchsurfing)

- For the religious: a church or whatever your faith’s equivalent is

- Educational classes (foreign language, CPA, etc.)

- Dog parks

- Wine or beer tastings

- Art galleries, exhibits or showings

- Business networking events

No.486648

>>486647
I was going to pick apart each one of these one by one for how ridiculous they are for finding a girlfriend.

But it's too much work.

You'd have better luck going to any highly crowded area and asking every single woman if they want to have sex.

No.486649

You have a few options:
1. Kill yourself and be reborn a Chad

2. Get leg lengthening surgery until you're 6'3" or more
At 6'3" you get a gf by default

3. Become a drug dealer

4. Have high status for whatever reason (famous youtube guy, renowned DJ or musician, you get the idea)

5. Get wealthy, we're talking $200k a year and up

No.486652

>>486647
All of those sound mortifying

No.486653

Sometimes I fear that my soul crushing loneliness is going to cause me to settle for the first 1/10 that shows interest in me.

No.486654

>>486653
As long as she isn't a single mother who cares

No.486656

>>486653
All that matters is consistent exclusive access to warm wet holes and reproduction without risk of divorce rape.

Who cares what she looks like? Her holes still feel good. Maybe obesity is a factor because that effects functionality, but other than that who cares?

No.486657

But yeah also no single mothers because that's cuckolding and a disaster.

I guess a true 1/10 is just an obese single mother with no sex drive.

No.497564

the foids must be stopped at any cost

No.497567

Dunno, ever tried killing yourself? I've heard it works.

No.497573

>>497567
idiot, don't ever post here ever again

No.497585

The world is ending and I'm going to die a virg
On the bright side the world is ending

No.497594

>>497585
And you're virg too!

No.497617

>>486647
An elementary school or playground?

No.497619

It's really easy.

1) Get a decent paying career
2) Buy a house, car, cell phone (+service), nice clothes, and health insurance
3) Don't be literally deformed

No.498118

You should aim for girls under 18 but for mutts that's probably a no no. 18+ foids are all used up and the chance they've dated someone better than you is huge. Now imagine they have dated a tall, hung, out going attractive jock with lots of friends and girls interested in him. Then she has to settle down with a average-below average guy with weird hobbies who prefers the internet to talking to real people. Obviously she will go back to a similar jock whenever she gets her first chance.

No.498119

>>498118
basketcase

No.498121

>>498118
People really are like projectors. You feel this insecurity because you're fixated on beauty as a virtue. All the scary stuff you're imagining only seems inevitable because you would do the same.

No.498124

>>498121
Looks like you're the one who's projecting your vile ideals on me. I would only date a girl for regular sex because I know she would end up cheating on me.

No.498162

bump

No.498165

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Shut the fuck up if you're not going to post more toes

No.498166

>>498165
danbooru.donmai.us

No.498176

>>498165
no this thread is for discussing 3D!! the whole purpose behind ota! stupid weeb!
Please forgive my rudenessDDD

No.498179

>>498176
You have a lot of boards to dump images my dude, check out /e/, /h/, /a/ and /jp/. Keep that shit there, we don't need more teens going through puberty in here.

No.498182

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>>498166
nice thanks for letting me know bro :-)

how do I get the images to get bigger???

No.498183

>>498182
Try drinking bleach

No.498184

>>498179
And you an spam your cel garbage on /soc/, /r9k/, /pol/, and discord my dude.

No.506458

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op here

No.506459

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How do I get a gf like this

No.506460

>>506459
hang around middle schools I would have to imagine

No.506461

"I want him to lick mine first!"
"No, mine!"

No.506462

>>506461
Do you want to become the new Henri? A position has opened recently, just pass your resume and cover letter along to admin@ota-ch.com

No.506466

>>506459
Have to get your memory erased twice.

No.506469

>>506461
Fuck you, I thought it was actually Henri for a second.

No.506472

you can almost see their bare pussies

No.506579

>>506472
a game dev's sweaty spready pussy



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