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Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 18:10:28 No. 486994

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor his McDonald's, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's."

- Otamin, 1999

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 18:14:16 No.486995

I'm going to covet maidservants and God can't stop me

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 18:16:13 No.486996

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this is now a maidservant thread

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 18:19:57 No.486999

>>486996
Creepy boid pic.

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 18:25:16 No.487000

I ordered the phone app special, and got 10 mcdonalds burgs delivered to my door the other day for 8$ by abusing coupons and the refer a friend program
I'm still working through them.

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 18:26:03 No.487001

Also I wish the mcchickens at my mcd's were still 1$, they're 2$s now

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 19:11:18 No.487009

Don't you make like 40 dollars an hour? Eat better food you fucking loser

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 19:18:30 No.487011

Don't you make like 40 dollars an hour? Eat better food you fucking loser

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 19:20:45 No.487012

Don't you make like 40 dollars an hour? Eat better food you fucking loser

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 19:57:16 No.487015

lol Please forgive my rudeness he posted it again I am an incomparable homo

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 20:02:09 No.487016

They don’t have hot&spicy mcchickens where I live. Fuck you t.

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 20:29:54 No.487018

>>487016
That cheap spice is bad for your gut bacteria and asshole. Let t destroy his body it's good you don't have it

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 20:32:19 No.487019

>>487018
This is why I replenish my gut bacteria each day with natto and greek yogurt.

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 20:53:43 No.487022

Natt O. is my favorite guy on jackass

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 21:25:36 No.487023

>>487022
um you mean Steve O.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 05:26:40 No.487065

>>487023
O.O

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 07:32:39 No.487081

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I went to Popeye's today and got a sandwich and while paying it didn't seem like my card was being read so I pulled it and stuck it back in but then it said cancelled but the register still spat out a receipt and the lady gave it to me with the sandwich and I had a feeling it hadn't charged me but I just went with it but after stepping outside I felt bad and looked and the receipt said the charge was cancelled so I went back inside and asked to pay again. I think I kept the spirit of this thread

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 07:52:29 No.487085

>>487081
Idiot.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 07:53:42 No.487086

>>487081
You idiot, why didn't you escape?

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 08:18:20 No.487089

i once filled up a full tank of fuel from a self serve and it never went through on my card

was like 100$ worth

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 08:19:38 No.487090

>>487081
God gave you a free sandwich and you rejected His gift. Have fun in hell.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 08:23:34 No.487091

>>487081
You could've donated that money to otamin or t you colossal moron.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 23:45:38 No.487165

>>487085
>>487086
>>487090
>>487091
I won't deny that I felt some regret because I was protecting a large corporation at my own expense which doesn't feel right but really what I was doing was preserving my own integrity which ended up feeling very good. I even think that donating the $6 to charity would not have given me the same self esteem boost

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 00:03:41 No.487166

>>487165
stoicism is a mental illness

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 07:53:06 No.487211

Need to buy some spicy mcchickens.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 13:11:16 No.498882

>>487016
I went to mcd’s a month ago and they have spicy mcchickens now. I would’ve ordered a big t but I wasn’t craving that much food.