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No. 486994

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor his McDonald's, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's."

- Otamin, 1999

No.486995

I'm going to covet maidservants and God can't stop me

No.486996

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this is now a maidservant thread

No.486999

>>486996
Creepy boid pic.

No.487000

I ordered the phone app special, and got 10 mcdonalds burgs delivered to my door the other day for 8$ by abusing coupons and the refer a friend program
I'm still working through them.

No.487001

Also I wish the mcchickens at my mcd's were still 1$, they're 2$s now

No.487009

Don't you make like 40 dollars an hour? Eat better food you fucking loser

No.487011

Don't you make like 40 dollars an hour? Eat better food you fucking loser

No.487012

Don't you make like 40 dollars an hour? Eat better food you fucking loser

No.487015

lol Please forgive my rudeness he posted it again I am an incomparable homo

No.487016

They don’t have hot&spicy mcchickens where I live. Fuck you t.

No.487018

>>487016
That cheap spice is bad for your gut bacteria and asshole. Let t destroy his body it's good you don't have it

No.487019

>>487018
This is why I replenish my gut bacteria each day with natto and greek yogurt.

No.487022

Natt O. is my favorite guy on jackass

No.487023

>>487022
um you mean Steve O.

No.487065


No.487081

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I went to Popeye's today and got a sandwich and while paying it didn't seem like my card was being read so I pulled it and stuck it back in but then it said cancelled but the register still spat out a receipt and the lady gave it to me with the sandwich and I had a feeling it hadn't charged me but I just went with it but after stepping outside I felt bad and looked and the receipt said the charge was cancelled so I went back inside and asked to pay again. I think I kept the spirit of this thread

No.487085

>>487081
Idiot.

No.487086

>>487081
You idiot, why didn't you escape?

No.487089

i once filled up a full tank of fuel from a self serve and it never went through on my card

was like 100$ worth

No.487090

>>487081
God gave you a free sandwich and you rejected His gift. Have fun in hell.

No.487091

>>487081
You could've donated that money to otamin or t you colossal moron.

No.487165

>>487085
>>487086
>>487090
>>487091
I won't deny that I felt some regret because I was protecting a large corporation at my own expense which doesn't feel right but really what I was doing was preserving my own integrity which ended up feeling very good. I even think that donating the $6 to charity would not have given me the same self esteem boost

No.487166

>>487165
stoicism is a mental illness

No.487211

Need to buy some spicy mcchickens.

No.498882

>>487016
I went to mcd’s a month ago and they have spicy mcchickens now. I would’ve ordered a big t but I wasn’t craving that much food.



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