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No. 488489

Was having trouble pissing so I went to the doctor. He said I should get an STI check immediately and asked if I was sexually active recently. I said no, then he paused for a few seconds and looked at me and asked if I had ever been sexually active, I said no again.
He started to move on but then said I should really tell him if I was.

I guess I'm not going to the doctor anymore

No.488494

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Post the one where it says here you're a 30 year old virgin…that can't be right.

No.488496

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I had the same exact reaction from my doctor when I went to get my hemorrhoids checked. Except I had my pants down when he was asking me. I tried to keep my answer as vague as possible so he hopefully thought it was just a dry spell.

The nurse who gave me my blood test results also told me that I don't need to come back. Ever. Which I found weird. Chad doctors must hate hopeless romantics.

No.488497

Sounds like he didn't believe you, which is a good thing. You should go again.

No.488500

>>488496
>hemorrhoids
he thought you were a fag in the closet dude

No.488503

>>488496
Who the flip goes to the doctor for hemorrhoids except 50 year old men? Just stop sticking stuff in your ass and wait it out.

No.488504

>>488503
It hasn't gone away after 2+ years now. Every time I poop it rips back open.

No.488505

>>488504
That sucks. I've had jock itch on my asshole for 6 months now so I've been tempted to go again

No.488512

>>488503
30 year old men.

Source: me

No.488551

>>488512
T detected

No.488564

r u a virg

No.488571

what people want you to think
hemorrhoids = sitting too much, low fiber diet, getting your ass fucked
the actual cause of hemorrhoids is grains

No.488572

>>488571
Tell me about the grains. Why are they evil?

No.488573

That happened to me too, he sent me to get an STD blood test on top of the usual blood test and it costed me more than double. My UTI went away but I'm still have trouble pissing, what was your diagnosis?

No.488574

There was also a nurse in the room which made the situation even more awkward.

No.488575

Hated how when I came in to talk about my suicidal tendencies there just so happened to be a female medical student there to observe who started talking to me about Game of Thrones…

No.488578

>>488573
prostate

No.488579

>>488578
Enlarged prostate or prostatitis? What kind of treatment were you afforded?

No.488581

>>488579
Enlarged. They wanted me to take some medication but I didn't really like it and stopped after a few weeks.
I've just kind of learned how to deal with it and if I focus really hard I can usually relax that muscle enough.

No.488582

>>488581
How do you do that? I've always suspected that my issue was similar. Did it affect ejaculations as well?

No.488583

>>488582
Can't really explain it, it's just something I've developed after dealing with it for several years. I guess just focus on relaxing and don't clench your ass. Spread your legs quite a bit too. Doesn't always work either mind you, but it's better than before.

No.488584

I’ve never had any doctor react at all when they find out I’m virg. I don’t act sheepish about it though, so they probably aren’t thinking that I’m trying to hide anything.

No.488596

>>488584
If you play it off like a religious thing most norms won't flip out like they will otherwise

No.488597

>>488584
I wasn't sheepish about it either.

No.488599

>>488597
Then maybe you just look like a chad so they had a difficult time believing you.

No.488600

I once had sex with a guy
without a condom and I had to go to an infectologist and I made those HIV tests but I was ok

No.488601

>>488600
were you the penetrator? was he cute and girly looking? if you weren't, are you cute and girly looking?

No.499822

Ota heritage thread

No.499858

>>488600
how did this happen?

No.499859

>>499858
Fags are promiscuous.


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