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Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 00:47:38 No. 490032

New Year's resolution…I'm going to confess to her

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 01:41:23 No.490035

Why?
She gets confessed to by half a dozen lower males such as yourself a week and has literally THOUSANDS of men matching with her on various dating platforms all of which are better looking, taller, more popular and make more money than you. It is hopeless even if all of the prospective Chads in an area run dry they would rather form a harem than to even consider the prospect of a non Chad male.

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 01/13/20 (Mon) 02:09:05 No.490036

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Ok but don't wait until Dec 30th 2020 to do it. Looking forward to the next story arc.

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 02:14:30 No.490037

>>490035
>She gets confessed to by half a dozen lower males such as yourself a week and has literally THOUSANDS of men matching with her on various dating platforms
Uh she's like a 6/10 and too old for Tinder

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 02:19:23 No.490038

>>490036
Still counts even if I do

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 02:22:43 No.490039

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>>490037
That's so cute. You have no idea just how bad things really are do you.

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 02:29:22 No.490040

>>490039
She's a Jap not some whiteoid turboroast

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 04:11:41 No.490043

>>490040
I bet she can't wait to go out with a racist sexist hopeless romantic like you.

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 04:37:27 No.490044

>>490043
Japanese women are the most submissive asians so that's not a problem

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 04:56:59 No.490045

>>490040
mhmm

https://youtu.be/61o4-2Wxbig?t=300

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 04:59:10 No.490046

>>490045
Nip foids love BWC is this supposed to shock me

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 10:10:56 No.490051

>>490039
>>490035
Cope

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 17:28:36 No.490071

>>490045
God can you imagine being a white male in Japan

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 17:31:22 No.490072

cc isn't happy about white folk chasing asians

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 17:36:24 No.490073

>>490072
They don't want those men but they don't want those men going after anyone else either. It's kind of like how they're getting upset over the growing popularity of sePlease forgive my rudenessolls now, they simply want all non Chad men to be as miserable as possible.

Foids being foids I suppose.

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 17:47:12 No.490074

>>490072
cc literally has a thread about getting a korean bf

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 18:24:15 No.490076

does cc even know ota exists?
i feel like people talk about them here but they're all "literally who" with ota.

Anonymous 01/13/20 (Mon) 18:25:31 No.490077

>>490076
I have yet to see them namedrop ota.

Anonymous 01/14/20 (Tue) 00:55:56 No.490089

>>490076
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=site%3Acrystal.cafe+%22ota%22+%22ota-ch.com%22

ouch my /ota/pride

Anonymous 01/14/20 (Tue) 01:14:49 No.490090

>>490089
they use secret codes

Anonymous 01/14/20 (Tue) 01:38:06 No.490091

Time to raid these foids bros

Anonymous 01/14/20 (Tue) 01:52:55 No.490096

>>490091
Kill yourself.

Anonymous 01/14/20 (Tue) 18:54:49 No.490179

>>490091
Leave my girlfriend(s) alone

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 03:34:01 No.490308

Thinking about what to say…

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 18:04:04 No.490333

say you want to penor her vajayjay

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 23:14:26 No.490346

>>490333
I don't want to get fired

Anonymous 01/18/20 (Sat) 01:03:47 No.490353

>>490308
Just be yourself.

Anonymous 01/18/20 (Sat) 02:51:22 No.490356

>>490353
I'm cel and tistic

Anonymous 01/18/20 (Sat) 06:30:06 No.490367

>>490356
>ugly and asocial
How can you still find hope in the impossible

Anonymous 01/18/20 (Sat) 09:39:26 No.490371

Glad I stopped caring about relationships. All I need is to be able to take the edge of at the end of the day by jacking to idols.

Anonymous 01/19/20 (Sun) 22:29:55 No.490483

>>490367
Idk

Anonymous 01/19/20 (Sun) 22:53:46 No.490485

Incapable of a relationship.

Anonymous 01/20/20 (Mon) 17:29:48 No.490526

>>490076
>I feel like people talk about them here
Nice astroturfing, considering that we both know that it's literally one guy.

Anonymous 01/22/20 (Wed) 19:51:21 No.490623

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Not OP, but not going to create a blogshit thread to post my garbage.

There's this hot girl who works with me. We're the same age, 28. She's indeed on me at least since we were hired in 2015. I'm also on her , everyone knows that, people often tease us, but we're both too autistic to do anything. I guess we have the same curse ie. we born with a Chad/Stacy body and also with a severe autistic mind.

She just went to my room, asking me to take her new table to her room. I was with some ota perverted thread opened. I don't think she saw it, but my reaction trying to find a decent tab was hard.

Thank god everything went well after that, it's funny and sad to see how she's also struggling with her own autism while her cunt is dripping as much as my dick was hard.

Anonymous 01/22/20 (Wed) 20:33:52 No.490628

>>490623
>we born with a Chad/Stacy body
keep dreaming

Anonymous 01/22/20 (Wed) 20:36:08 No.490629

>>490623
>>490623
>She's indeed on me at least since we were hired in 2015

what

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 01/22/20 (Wed) 21:58:04 No.490633

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>>490623
Find out her favorite LL.

Anonymous 01/23/20 (Thu) 00:26:11 No.490641

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>>490628
Believe it or not it's true.
On my freshman year in college the girls voted for the most handsome guy and I was the third most voted and when I was a sophomore the hottest girl of the school confessed that she had a crush on me.
>>490633
I don't have a Myspace account, how do I discover that? Help me, Henrimin.

Anonymous 01/23/20 (Thu) 00:45:07 No.490643

>>490641
I don't care about the shit you say I want to see a pic

Anonymous 01/23/20 (Thu) 03:00:08 No.490651

>>490641
>>490623
fuck off normmin this is my thread

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 01/23/20 (Thu) 03:28:37 No.490652

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>>490641
Run up to her and act like you have something important to say (you do) and ask who her favorite LL is.

Anonymous 01/23/20 (Thu) 04:10:31 No.490656

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>>490652
I know 9 out of 10 females play LL but what if she plays another rhythm game?

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 01/23/20 (Thu) 04:57:21 No.490658

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>>490656
If you found the rare female im@s fan email her to me.

Anonymous 01/23/20 (Thu) 05:13:39 No.490660

>>490658
this is bandori erasure

Anonymous 05/03/20 (Sun) 22:30:04 No.501630

Please rape my face

Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 00:28:54 No.501635

wonder what country this esl norm is from

Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 00:54:10 No.501637

>>501635
The OP? USA

Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 01:21:38 No.501640

>>501637
OP is the yellow fever guy though. I thought he was from hong kong or something?

Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 01:46:34 No.501643

>>501640
What? How did that rumor even start. I'm in America

Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 05:50:59 No.501680

Men don't confess.
Women confess.
Men just affirm the affection & reward good behavior by leading successful dates.

Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 09:19:52 No.501691

>>501643
If you’re american then name all 50 state capitals.

Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 09:20:52 No.501693

>>501691
Washington, DC

Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 16:58:59 No.501709

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>>501691
Colombus!

Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 17:03:33 No.501711

>>501643
Being in America=anywhere between Canada and Chile.

Anonymous 05/06/20 (Wed) 02:18:30 No.501863

any fellow west virginians here? just stole my neighbors lawnmower and traded it for 4 grams of H LOL

Anonymous 05/06/20 (Wed) 17:28:02 No.501903

>>501863
>4 grams of H
Heroine?

Anonymous 05/06/20 (Wed) 18:07:29 No.501907

>>501903
No, hentai

Anonymous 05/06/20 (Wed) 18:28:49 No.501908

>>501863
mountain mama…

Anonymous 05/06/20 (Wed) 18:31:30 No.501909

>>501908
TAKE ME HOOOOME

Anonymous 05/06/20 (Wed) 18:36:28 No.501910

>>501909
CUNT TREE ROADS

Anonymous 05/07/20 (Thu) 19:26:40 No.501972

>>501907
Ew