/jp/ - 2D/Random

I belong on the floor.

When I was in middle school a girl would ask me to come to her house and hang out.

One time I stayed over and at night she put on an Inuyasha DVD and talked about she really liked the show. I thought anime was gay at the time.

I got off the bed and sat next to her on the floor while it was on, she actually made some kind of anime-like reaction and said something like "omg he likes me" to herself under her breath, I asked what she said and she said "oh nothing".

Another time I walked in on her without a bra, and immediately shut the door and said sorry, she laughed and told me that it was okay.

Another time her mom called her in the house and yelled at her for what I'm pretty sure was shaving her pubes and finding them in the sink.

I never kissed her or did anything.

I actually started to ignore her in school and never responded to anything because I was supremely autistic and couldn't handle it, despite thinking about fucking her and her sister.

Her little sister once looked up pictures of dicks on google images on their desktop computer in their room and showed me them.

They showed me their dogs dick when he rolled over and laughed. This is very vague to me though.

One of my friends said he once caught them playing with each other in bed, but that could've been made up.

Also her little sister was an extremely heavy sleeper.

She spanked her ass while sleeping and laughed about how she wouldn't wake up.

>>490250
I'm not a shitsel or anything, but God, autism is such a fucking burden for us, visually chads.
>tons of girls want fuck with me
>too autistic to do anything

>>490254
I think she just liked me because I had really long blonde hair as a boy, and she was a weeaboo.

Wasn't even straight blond hair, it was brown and frizzy and unkempt too.

"I'm going to invite him over tonight. He's going to wuss out though."

"Shiki wants to seee."

>>490257
I'll be coming over, and going straight to your sister's room.

>>490259
shame i'm already there

Is this the humblebrag general for idolcels?

>>490259
>>490262
She's so popular!

>>490255
Did it get darker? I had a curly blonde hair that nakama straight and brown when I got older.
Life sucks

>>490272
Yes it used to be a darkish blonde and it's a light brown.

>>490272
curly hair is awful to manage, wish mine would go back to straight like when I was a kid.

Mika the virgin slut!