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[PLEASE HELP] No porn... Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 20:40:01 No. 491032

So the rotten old dinosaurs at the parole board finally are letting me have access to the internet.

So I open up my now-liberated laptop, excited for an inagural wank. And sadpanda is gone??? What the FUCK happened? Help me, I'm so horny…

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 20:44:12 No.491033

Mad Thad is that really you? I have questions.

Exhentai isn't gone it was only down for a couple weeks.

It's up right.

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 20:44:46 No.491034

It's up right now*

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 20:52:18 No.491035

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There was a small scare because of some new laws in the country it was hosted in. But they moved it to a new country and everything is fine again.

The whole sadpanda landing page is gone now. The site itself still exists if you have the right cookies. If you don't, it'll just refuse connection now instead of giving you the panda.

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 20:55:14 No.491036

I thought like e hentai was bought by a new company that was really strict on piracy

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 21:03:26 No.491037

>>491036
That would make literally zero sense.

How many brain cells are you on right now? 1? maybe 2?

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 21:10:02 No.491040

>>491037
remember I said I was going to skip eating today because I had like 4000 Calories yesterday now I'm lightheaded

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 21:15:44 No.491041

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA NUDIE PICTURES AT??

Get owned sexnorm

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 21:33:42 No.491046

>>491040
ganbarre shamiko

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 21:34:51 No.491047

>>491040
But not eating is what makes you lightheaded. I feel very lightheaded if I don't eat for a few days.

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 21:38:31 No.491048

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>>491046

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 23:17:48 No.491055

>>491048
She's so embarrassed by her dork gf

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 01/27/20 (Mon) 23:42:28 No.491058

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It's up fine though?

Anonymous 01/27/20 (Mon) 23:43:47 No.491059

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>>491046
ＣＲＩＳＩＳＭＡＮＡＧＥＭＥＮＴ

I'm driving home right now and I feel lightheaded and dizzy and I still have 30 miles to go

Anonymous 01/28/20 (Tue) 11:57:58 No.491118

>>491059
hope shamiko made it home safe…

Anonymous 01/28/20 (Tue) 13:15:07 No.491122

>>491118
yeah I stopped at Chipotle on the way back and got a burrito

this morning I ran 6 miles outside

Anonymous 04/02/20 (Thu) 10:12:29 No.497756

>>491059
uhhh its not safe to post on ota while driving

Anonymous 08/05/20 (Wed) 01:10:09 No.508967

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>>491122
So shamiko likes burritos? This information will be useful

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 01:01:36 No.509155

I really hate the new site layout, I used to jerk off a lot using my PS Vita because it could load pages perfectly, scroll through galleries and even change pages all using the DPAD while my right hand was on my meat, now none of it works because of this fucking web2.0 shit!

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 01:07:37 No.509156

>>509155
wow how dare web devs not maintain compliance with a 15-year-old handheld gaming console

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 01:08:16 No.509157

>>509155
Just get a smartphone or a tablet. Even a cheap Android phone has a better screen than the vita.

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 01:18:47 No.509159

>>509156
Have you ever considered not trying to fix what isn't broken? Just look at the site you're on right now, it's virtually unchanged from the original Futaba software except for some CSS and font choices. I bet if Otamin changed the site to work like Myspace you'd flip your shit and rightfully so.

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 03:58:40 No.509172

>>509159
/ota/ is broken as fuck dude, it's running on an ancient mess of php tosswank that's completely unmaintainable and will never support video files or any other new file encodings because it literally can't.

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 04:22:31 No.509174

Just use nhentai, losers

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 04:27:21 No.509175

>>509172
its really a trivial amount of effort to add video support or new file formats to tinyboard

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 04:31:01 No.509177

Otamin should at least remove the virus links at the bottom