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No. 491282

Y'know, I talk big being cel and all. But I have this fear that I'll fall for the first foid that looks in my direction.

No.491284

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>>491282
she's not thinking about you

No.491290

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I have a fear that I'll lay a foid out for giving me the buttoneye

No.491305

happens to me all the time. anytime i'm in a female proximity for periods of time I start to form attachment. This is why i'm waiting for my stalker gf so we can be lovey dovey with eachother

No.491306

>>491305
They only stalk celebrities and serial killers

No.491307


This post is here to state that although I want a stalker gf I am not a serial killer

No.491313

>>491305
How does it feel knowing all of the women in the west now have rode the cock carousel for so long they're no longer capable of pair bonding like you are?

No.491316

>>491313
I dont think thats true.

No.491319

>>491313
why are you even saying that. That's a pretty horrible thing to say.

No.491320

>>491319
I want him to feel hopelessness as I do. He must know how bad things really are out there.

No.491321

>>491320
thats evil and unhelpful

No.491322

>>491321
How is it unhelpful? I just saved him a lot of pain down the road.

No.491323

>>491322
what you said is something you can't know. Telling lies doesn't help anybody

No.491325

>>491323
>A recent study by the American Sociological Association found that women initiate two thirds of all divorces, a staggering 69% to be exact
Couple that with your 50% or so divorce rate

And these are only the cold hard statistics. The reality is much worse with women running around monkey-barring to a bigger and better Chad.

No.491326

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Every single non-obese white or Asian female under ~60 I see in public I imagine naked or fucking.

>>491325
The term is monkey-branching retard.

I know you hopeless romantics have an entire book of jargon and neologisms.

No.491327

>>491325
Sorry but you're using statistical reasoning against someone who doesn't believe in that mysticism. All of that 60% doesn't matter to me because i'm going to find someone who wants to stay together forever.

No.491329

>>491327
You're going to be waiting forever

No.491330

>>491329
Not really, we are in an age where it's possible to easily connect with people from all over the world.

No.491331

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It's over for him… But he can't realize it

No.491337

>>491331
Don't talk about Henri that way it's mean

No.491339

I think people who spend all their conversations spreading misery are not useful

No.496683

And then she will kill in your sleep because that's what foid snakes do

No.498251

>>491325
I'm starting to believe foids are actually monkeys that look like humans on the outside

No.509051

>>496683
Good then I won't have to deal with life anymore



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