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Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 03:40:23 No. 492538

It's your first day at Cel Incorporated LLC. This is your new mentor, what do you do next?

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 03:47:04 No.492539

Quick what's a witty way to say put my penis right in her wet vagina

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 03:51:28 No.492540

>>492539
being born a chad would be pretty witty

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 02/14/20 (Fri) 03:54:00 No.492541

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Corporate espionage. Sell company secrets to Huawei because everything cel must be ruined. Except organism cells and bee nest cells.

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 03:59:28 No.492543

Henri cells should be ruined too luckily they already are.

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 04:24:51 No.492544

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Sit down at my desk and put earbuds in all day so I don't have to look weird for not talking to her. Then find out her full name somehow because I was nervous during the exchange and forgot it when she told me and use that to dig up her social media accounts and compare her boyfriend's status to my own.

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 04:28:30 No.492545

>>492544
What if she doesn't have a boyfriend?

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 04:33:44 No.492546

>>492545
Feel relief and move on.

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 04:37:58 No.492547

>>492544
why would you need to go through all that effort to find out if she has a partner? she mentioned they went on a date to the zoo last weekend when you were chatting at the coffee machine this morning?

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 04:50:14 No.492548

>>492547
>chatting at the coffee machine
This isn't the 1930s we have a Keurig people put in their pod and leave

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 05:02:49 No.492549

>>492547
I don't chat and I don't need to know if she has a bf or not, I just want to know what he looks like compared to me.

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 05:05:56 No.492550

>>492549
How can you compare yourself to him if she doesn't have one

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 05:16:44 No.492551

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>>492550
If she has a bf:
Compare myself to him and get upset
If she has no bf:
Close the tabs and forget about it

It's a hobby

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 13:45:58 No.492558

I need an OL gf…

Anonymous 04/29/20 (Wed) 04:12:17 No.500881

>>492539
Please marry me