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No. 492538

It's your first day at Cel Incorporated LLC. This is your new mentor, what do you do next?

No.492539

Quick what's a witty way to say put my penis right in her wet vagina

No.492540

>>492539
being born a chad would be pretty witty

No.492541

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Corporate espionage. Sell company secrets to Huawei because everything cel must be ruined. Except organism cells and bee nest cells.

No.492543

Henri cells should be ruined too luckily they already are.

No.492544

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Sit down at my desk and put earbuds in all day so I don't have to look weird for not talking to her. Then find out her full name somehow because I was nervous during the exchange and forgot it when she told me and use that to dig up her social media accounts and compare her boyfriend's status to my own.

No.492545

>>492544
What if she doesn't have a boyfriend?

No.492546

>>492545
Feel relief and move on.

No.492547

>>492544
why would you need to go through all that effort to find out if she has a partner? she mentioned they went on a date to the zoo last weekend when you were chatting at the coffee machine this morning?

No.492548

>>492547
>chatting at the coffee machine
This isn't the 1930s we have a Keurig people put in their pod and leave

No.492549

>>492547
I don't chat and I don't need to know if she has a bf or not, I just want to know what he looks like compared to me.

No.492550

>>492549
How can you compare yourself to him if she doesn't have one

No.492551

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>>492550
If she has a bf:
Compare myself to him and get upset
If she has no bf:
Close the tabs and forget about it

It's a hobby

No.492558

I need an OL gf…

No.500881

>>492539
Please marry me



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