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No.492893
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I'm so sexy and muscular and strong and white and my skin is nice and my dick is almost 7 inches
No homo but I turn myself on with my muscles and big dick, especially after a workout when I'm pumped and my skin is clammy from sweat and I smell a little. I could literally throw a girl across the room I'm so strong.
If I was a girl I'd at least want to fuck me, but not be in a long-term relationship with me because I have almost nothing financially to offer.
But they don't even want to fuck me!
No.492903
>>492893didn't read
>>492898don't understand
>>492899didn't read
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Guys, somehow a girl in my same town matched me on Tinder and messaged me first.
She just said "hey" but I really worked with it, told her I have my house to myself most of the time or I could come to her, and now she asked for my number and said she'll text me after a nap.
Am I going to lose my virginity? She is 26 and seems like she has low self-esteem.
No.492937
>>492935If this is a catfish then lmfao because she's not exactly "good looking". To me she is, but I get off to ugly girls.
Looks about as "real" as you can possibly get.
No.492968
>>492935>>492936>>492937>>492938>>492964>>492966Bros I fucked it all up. I started saying too many stupid cringe things and she stopped responding.
I don't think she was ever going to respond again anyway, so I suggested FWB and we could just have sex.
She just said "bye".
This girl was basically a 3/10 by normal standards.
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>>492968I am an incomparable homo you don't just leave celdom idiot, you're here forever.
That foid was just toying with you out of boredom, she had at least 30 better looking guys with more money frantically messaging her at the same time and is probably getting railed by one or two at this very moment.
No.493018
>>492997I was trying to be like stream of consciousness a long time ago and
ok here we go I'm gonna try it
I was trying to be like stream of consciousness, and I can't remember why exactly I started or when, but I kept doing it and I keep doing it to keep that alive
No.503425
>>492968>Bros I fucked it all up. I started saying too many stupid cringe things and she stopped responding.Texting is only meant to set up dates.
Get off your phone.
If its long distance than you still only set up time to video chat until you're together on an actual date.