/jp/ - 2D/Random

Name
Email
Subject	Spoiler Image
Comment
File
Password	(For file deletion.)

File: 1582070524580.jpg (930.8 KB, 3276x4096, untitled.jpg)

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 00:02:05 No. 492889

keep minority spirit

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 01:28:34 No.492893

File: 1582075714478.png (574.67 KB, 1366x768, 1543194980899.png)

I'm so sexy and muscular and strong and white and my skin is nice and my dick is almost 7 inches

No homo but I turn myself on with my muscles and big dick, especially after a workout when I'm pumped and my skin is clammy from sweat and I smell a little. I could literally throw a girl across the room I'm so strong.

If I was a girl I'd at least want to fuck me, but not be in a long-term relationship with me because I have almost nothing financially to offer.

But they don't even want to fuck me!

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 02:47:39 No.492898

>>492893
Face
Face
Face

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 02:54:13 No.492899

Poor guy is probably missing the key few CM of bone

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 02/19/20 (Wed) 02:56:18 No.492900

Untitled? How about
"Namida Neko"

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 03:19:14 No.492903

>>492893
didn't read
>>492898
don't understand
>>492899
didn't read

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 03:26:44 No.492904

nyaeep nyinyority nyirit

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 20:23:19 No.492930

File: 1582143799142.jpg (190.24 KB, 1400x787, sample-f0c232214dc8fce9bc5….jpg)

Guys, somehow a girl in my same town matched me on Tinder and messaged me first.

She just said "hey" but I really worked with it, told her I have my house to myself most of the time or I could come to her, and now she asked for my number and said she'll text me after a nap.

Am I going to lose my virginity? She is 26 and seems like she has low self-esteem.

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 21:17:33 No.492935

>>492930
enjoy being catfished

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 21:18:41 No.492936

>>492930
>Tinder

wtf??? normZ get OUT

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 21:19:55 No.492937

>>492935
If this is a catfish then lmfao because she's not exactly "good looking". To me she is, but I get off to ugly girls.

Looks about as "real" as you can possibly get.

Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 21:23:40 No.492938

>>492937
Post pic.

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 03:21:15 No.492964

>>492930
Typical My Hero Academia fan. This is why shounen posters shouldn't be allowed on /ota/.

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 03:46:55 No.492966

>>492930
if you aren't shipping him with bakugo you're normtrash

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 03:53:41 No.492968

>>492935
>>492936
>>492937
>>492938
>>492964
>>492966
Bros I fucked it all up. I started saying too many stupid cringe things and she stopped responding.

I don't think she was ever going to respond again anyway, so I suggested FWB and we could just have sex.

She just said "bye".

This girl was basically a 3/10 by normal standards.

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 03:56:51 No.492969

>>492968
Dont fucking reply to me shitshipper

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 04:06:49 No.492970

File: 1582171609720.jpg (306.34 KB, 931x1315, blurb.jpg)

>>492968
I am an incomparable homo you don't just leave celdom idiot, you're here forever.

That foid was just toying with you out of boredom, she had at least 30 better looking guys with more money frantically messaging her at the same time and is probably getting railed by one or two at this very moment.

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 05:53:39 No.492977

>>492970
This girl is pretty cute. Idk what you fags are blabbering about ITT

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 06:26:33 No.492978

just banged a 10/10 SHAB from anitinder

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 14:07:56 No.492981

I told you guys about how my Chinese otakette exgf accepted my friend request and now we're talking again for the first time in 12 years and I heard something on On Point from WBUR about a new Red Scare targeting Chinese and Chinese American researchers in the US so I forwarded it to her and she listened to a bit of it then replied that it's only really a problem for people who take their work laptops with them on trips and that the primary concern in the community now is the corona virus so this isn't even news and oh yeah she said that because when I forwarded the podcast I said I hoped she was safe and when she replied about it not being news and the virus being more important I felt like I had embarrassed myself because it might look like I didn't care about the virus so I thought about telling her about how I had also been listening to podcasts about the virus but then I realized that that would have been self-centered so instead I replied asking for her opinion on whether the virus is getting under control

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 15:05:29 No.492983

she left me on seen an hour ago bros

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 17:54:22 No.492997

>>492981
I love reading about your Chinese otakette ex-gf, anon, I really do, but could you please use some commas?

Anonymous 02/20/20 (Thu) 23:30:35 No.493018

>>492997
I was trying to be like stream of consciousness a long time ago and

ok here we go I'm gonna try it

I was trying to be like stream of consciousness, and I can't remember why exactly I started or when, but I kept doing it and I keep doing it to keep that alive

Anonymous 02/21/20 (Fri) 02:18:32 No.493021

>>492997
Maybe you should go back to /r9k/ if you want to read about norms being norms.

Anonymous 05/17/20 (Sun) 07:34:13 No.503229

Kept

Anonymous 05/17/20 (Sun) 07:42:48 No.503232

Did Otamin delete my scary dog thread?

Anonymous 05/20/20 (Wed) 15:16:29 No.503425

>>492968
>Bros I fucked it all up. I started saying too many stupid cringe things and she stopped responding.
Texting is only meant to set up dates.
Get off your phone.
If its long distance than you still only set up time to video chat until you're together on an actual date.

Anonymous 05/21/20 (Thu) 03:23:33 No.503478

fucking beatnik