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No. 494635

How is /ota/ doing with the current pandemic?

>Everything sport is cancelled


>People hoarding and looting


>Every movie release delayed for a year and pretty soon every theater will close


>Your favorite anime will likely be delayed because production has halted


Please be safe!

No.494636

haven't noticed any change tbh

No.494637

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This figure managed to come out on 3/6 so some part of China is still manufacturing. I sprayed the box in lysol just to be safe though. Most other figures and anime goods are delayed to April or indefinitely.
Some aisles at the supermarket were empty today. Never seen that before.

No.494638

im scared since im in california but apparently idolfrens are safe so i think i'll be fine!

No.494639

>>494637
Who is she?

No.494640

I called my girlfriend back home because I am out of the town at the moment and she is freaking out. She is a hardcore vegan and everything that she does eat is sold out. We were talking last year about growing our own veggies both for fun and consumption and I wish we had done it now.

No.494641

I'm so confused, I have not seen a single black and white bear.

No.494642

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>>494639
OC SHAB by Kaede fan Piromizu.

No.494644

>>494642
Cute heterochromia

No.494645

>>494637
>>494638
>>494640
>>494642
Ban these norms basedmin

No.494646

>>494645
Stop sucking otamin's dick, he won't ban "the norms"

No.494647

>>494640
looks like the dumb whore's gonna have to switch to a human diet LOL

No.494649

>>494637
Did you buy it because of the boobs?

No.494650

>>494647
>human diet

You mean the thing that racists claim started this all?

No.494651

>>494646
Otamin will ban the norms. Cels are the lifeblood of ota and the only reason he hasn't banned the norms yet is because he wants to draw all of them out with a false sense of security.

No.494652

Literally nothing about my routine has changed.

No.494653

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Japan realized their school closure means a bunch of kids bored at home while their parents work. Some companies are doing things to help out.

Arcsys is putting some of their 3DS and Switch games on sale for only 100 yen. Also one of the Shonen Jump games will be free to play during the shut down.

No.494657

>>494653
Meanwhile in America and Europe they just park their kids on the couch and let them watch Netflix all day when they could be reading a book or their own damn parents teaching them.

No.494659

>>494657
I don't know about you, Anonymous, but from everything I've been hearing in the US, a lot more school are going to be doing online classes than cancelling school outright…

No.494660

>>494657
Faggot nerd.

No.494661

>>494657
I'm really fucking gay.

No.494664

We must come together and form a cel coalition to survive

No.494665

>>494640
thats wierd all the grocery stores near me have all my vegan staples mostly untouched (beans rice etc.)

No.494667

>>494650
since when is uncooked pangolin part of a human diet?

No.494668

I have no toilet paper left and I don't know where to buy it

No.494670

>>494668
i got mine at the 24 hour super market but i went overnight when they were restocking!

No.494672

>>494670
I wonder if people caught on to my idea of instead of getting hand sanitizer, wipes and toilet paper at grocery stores just go to 7/11 or a gas station and buy them there.

No.494675

>>494672
Can't find any at 7/11 or any of my local gas stations either.

No.494724

I nabbed like 50 freebie hand sanitizer things from a booth at a conference I had to go to for work a few months ago so I’m all set

No.494725

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Dang, every top story on the beeb is about coronavirus

No.494726

>>494724
soap + water >>> hand sanitizer

No.494727

I saw a woman on the phone worried talking to her husband I assume that the supermarket was running out of baby formula. It's shitty enough that people are hoarding shit like toilet paper but it far crosses a line when we put the health on infants on the line.

No.494728

>>494725
Every airline is going to go bankrupt like after 9/11 and of course governments are going to bail them out at our expense.

No.494730

>>494668
If you're an honest person, get a foldable lawn chair and go to a 24/7 supermarket and camp out until they restock.

Otherwise, just raid public restrooms for toilet paper.

No.494735

>>494640
Your WHAT?
EXCUUUUSE ME???

No.494736

Why are the British and Irish referring to the people that panic shop as "the herd"?

No.494737

File: 1584220625515.jpeg (145.32 KB, 1276x1357, image.jpeg)

>>494736
Because that's exactly what they are.

No.494740

Down to my last roll of toilet paper wish me luck

No.494741

went shopping this morning
nothing out of the ordinary, toilet paper shelves fully stocked, didn't even buy any

No.494758

>>494741
I went to kroger a few hours ago and they were completely out of bread and pasta, and they were very low on canned goods. I forgot to check if they were out of toilet paper.

No.494761

>>494740
I'm using Subway napkins.

No.494762

lol i got a bunch of canned stuff and rice and bottled water weeks ago when the norms were all saying "the flu's worse"

No.494763

>>494761
do they flush?

No.494764

File: 1584243723613.png (261.16 KB, 731x510, 13-160H61I14KW.png)

15 rolls left.

No.494784

We were having a family dinner last night and of course the subject of the virus had to come up. I was already uncomfortable but then my cousin gloated how now is the perfect time to own a gun in case of rioting or a home invasion. Needless to say I quickly left the table.

No.494787

If a scare this small caused this much disorder, imagine being unarmed during a real emergency. Especially a long-term one.

No.494788

>>494784
>>494787
Go back to your /pol/ containment thread.

No.494789

>>494788
Don't ever sage at me again, I don't care if you're out of tampons.

No.494790

If only Bernie was here to collect all our guns.

No.494792

>>494784
Do police magically warp to your house in an emergency?

No.494796

>>494790
Bernie's the farthest right on guns out of all the Democratic candidates… Vermont is a big hunting state, so he has to represent his constituency.

No.494798

>>494796
>farthest right
The actual left opinion is always pro guns.

No.494800

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No.494801

Just bought one roll of tp on ebay for $8.

No.494804

>>494801
just looked and saw packs for $20, what are you doin

No.494806

File: 1584307881151.png (1.04 MB, 1615x797, 2020-03-15-173321_1615x797….png)

Did you know you can just get in the shower after taking a shit?

Also there is no good koshihikari rice left on Amazon and the ones that are are almost double the price they normally are.

No.494813

>>494806
my drain is slow so if I did this I'd be standing in poop water

No.494815

>>494806
Who buys rice on amazon? I went to my local asian mart yesterday and they had plenty of koshihikari.

No.494816

>>494815
There is no asian market here.

No.494825

>>494806
Do they still have that gravure fatty in stock?

No.494831

>>494813
pour some fucking drano down it you pipebrain.

No.494835

>>494831
Isn't that stuff bad for the environment

No.494837

>>494835
yeah you should look at getting a drain snake instead

No.494838

>>494831
I do that but it doesn't work that well

No.494840

Every state is going to ban bars and restaurants by the middle of next week. Those pictures of idiots crowding them over the weekend goes beyond stupidity and incompetence.

No.494842

>>494840
It's a nothingburger. Get a grip.

No.494864

>>494840
>Those pictures of idiots crowding them over the weekend goes beyond stupidity and incompetence.
i got takeout on saturday and the place was empty

No.494870

I think Trump invented nothingburger and fake news specifically so he could get all his retard supporters killed when a real threat comes along by convincing them to parrot that it's nothing. How's that for some 4d chess?

No.494872

>>494870
It is nothing though.

No.494874

>>494872
US military personnel literally just got banned from traveling within the United States. What do you know that the Commander in Chief, Donald Trump, doesn't?

No.494875

>>494874
A lot considering he's a senile retard.

No.494879

>>494875
isn't it exciting that the next president is guaranteed to be a senile retard?

No.494880

>>494879
Not if people realize that before it's too late and vote for Bernie.

No.494883


No.494889

>>494883
So instead of miserable drunks sitting in a bar all day we will have them sitting on park benches drinking from a bottle inside of a paper bag. Really nice.

No.494890

>>494889
actual alcoholics already do that baka

No.494891

haha imagine if living was so good people didn't constantly look for things to numb their brain haha

No.494892

>>494891
Imagine if you tried to better yourself instead of whining haha PREDICTABLE right haha

No.494894

The stuff we ordered online from Amazon almost a week ago finally came according to my girlfriend. When I do get back I said it would be for the best that we should have minimal contact and that after each bathroom usage we should spend five minutes wiping down every surface with wipes.

I think in all we spent more on disposable gloves and Lysol than any single human would in an entire lifetime.

No.494895

>>494892
How do you plan to better other peoples lives to the point where they dont need artificial enhancers?

No.494896

>>494894
> disposable gloves
just wash reusable ones
>girlfriend
actually just get out (unless she's 2D)

No.494897

>>494895
Equal pay? Not having to worry about having healthcare in a time of a deadly crisis? You don't have to be in poverty to have an addiction (look how many times Ben Affleck has been to rehab)but it is a major contributing factor in America. $1500 for a test might not seem like much for some people but for others that can barely afford to take care of their families that is money for clothing and food.

No.494899

Another thread ruined by /pol/norms

No.494900

>>494899
It became political when our government failed to see the full potential of the threat months ago. In 50 years history books will record this as a watershed moment where in times of crisis the American people should rely on themselves before they rely on the government.

No.494901

>>494900
it's the governments job to end travel between countries (which they did). people not adhering to quarantine is our fault.

No.494902

>>494900
What threat? What has this virus done besides killing a few boomers? What makes you think this coronavirus is worse than the other coronaviruses we've had in the past?

No.494903

>>494899
Gas the norms oatman

No.494904

Why can’t the government just “collapse” a building full of CV patients like the based Chinese?

No.494905

>>494904
Hard to become a patient when hospitals refuse or can't test you.

No.494906

In Canada we just closed the border but Americans are still allowed so I dont see the point? Americans are the real problem.

No.494907

>>494906
Our American Freedom simply annihilates anything in its way.

No.494914

File: 1584396084541.gif (1.05 MB, 990x839, 1578080491736.gif)

>We're expecting things to get back to normal around July or August
The norms won't be able to survive that long. It's our time to rise brothers.

No.494916

Toilet paper is barbaric and destroys the nerve endings on your anus anyways. hopefully this means more people will switch to bidets.

>>494914
Can you imagine that? 50% of people are going to be out of work by conservative estimates because of lockdowns. America will become a nation of NEETs by August.

No.494920

File: 1584397787916.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 753.93 KB, 1242x1114, image.jpeg)

WE DID IT YANG GANG

No.494921

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No.494947

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>>494638
update: im REALLY scared. idolfrens are safe right, the idolm@sterfren in china recovered so love live fans counts too right??

https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2020/03/16/coronavirus-shelter-in-place-bay-area-residents-6-counties-ordered-stay-home/

No.494949

this is the most interesting thing to happen in a long time

No.494951

>>494949
It's only interesting until you step back and compare it to something like H1N1 and realize it's a spook

No.494957

>>494951
Idiot.

No.494959

>>494957
Moron.

No.494960

>>494959
baka baka baka

No.494961

It's a man-made virus from Russia that was created to mess with our election again.

No.494963

>>494961
It's only bad for trump so do they want Biden or what?

No.494964

>>494961
Can our Biden still pull it off? I'm worried.

No.494965

>>494949
It’s interesting for like two minutes and then it’s just annoying.

No.494981

>>494961
No, China made it because they want Trump out since Trump is tough on China. By Democrat logic, China's interference means that Trump is good for the US and that we should re-elect him.

No.494982

>>494949
it was interesting at first but now it's actually affecting everything for everyone for the worse

No.494991

To all the celebrities who keep barking down our throats to stay at home and isolate, I think you need a dose of reality. Not every household can afford $100-200 a day ordering groceries and food like you. But please do continue to shame us common peasants for going out for five minutes to try to find bottled water or canned food for ourselves and our loved ones.

No.494995

>>494991
i feel like most of them are saying that with regards to things like going to bars or going on airplanes

No.494996

>>494991
How did you know all us celebs browse ota and that this was the best place and platform to voice your criticisms towards us? Dang, I guess we're gonna have to find a new secret hangout again…

No.494997

>>494991
Stop buying bottled water, idiot. You already have perfectly good drinkable water at home.

No.494998

Uhhh, why would your groceries cost so much?

No.494999

Tom Hanks here. Don't celebshame, I'm going through a difficult time.

No.495000

>>494997
I don't own a filter.

>>494998
I am just taking into account for example a family of four. Food and toiletries go a lot faster.

No.495021

BERNIE IS 500 DELEGATES BEHIND ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL

No.495055

>Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin warned Republican senators Tuesday morning that without action the coronavirus pandemic could drive up US unemployment to 20%

>White House proposes sending $1000 checks to all Americans


And it will be impossible to take the checks away once Americans are getting them. Look at what happened with trying to repeal Obamacare for Gods sakes. America is going to become a permanent NEET state

No.495057

>>495055
That sounds unfair. Why didn't he also warn the Democrats?

No.495058

>>495055
It's over, it's all American taxpayers.

NEETs won't get it and I'm actually going to be so extremely mad about this I'm going to kill someone responsible for it in Minecraft.

No.495066

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>>495058
TV news said every child and adult with a SSN gets 2k Trumpbux, plus more later.

No.495069

Racists are getting their mileage out of this for sure. We can't go one day without a politician refer to Covid-19 in a manner that isn't racist and hurtful towards Asian-Americans.

No.495071

>>495058
I pay sales tax though.

No.495072

>>495058
If this is true it would be HECKA dumb. There are thousands of Americans that are paid under the table and have incomes low enough to not require filing for taxes. These are the people that need it the most, not people making $100k working from home and experiencing no pay reduction.

No.495073

>>495069
Even if it was justified, I doubt you could get a full day with only racist commentary. Our media is very soft.

No.495078

gots me dat trumphone with dat trumpbucks

No.495082

>>495066
Finally the chink flu is paying off

No.495108

File: 1584605575061.gif (1.64 MB, 400x400, 1454609300459.gif)

>>495066
Starting to doubt anything will come out of this and that it's just a publicity stunt to increase Trump's approval rating…

The House Resolution Tulsi introduced on the 12 has still yet to be agreed to in the House, and I can find no pieces of legislation regarding providing direct cash payments to Americans for COVID-19 relief.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-resolution/897?q=%7B%22search%22%3A%5B%22%241000%22%5D%7D&s=2&r=2

No.495109


No.495121

File: 1584637946203.jpg (167 KB, 1040x826, ijabu64.jpg)

Christ is king.
Theres no use in prepping materials if your soul is not prepped.

Go get baptized.
Go to confession.
Pray the rosary.
Faith and reason.

No.495122

>>495121
>Go get baptized.
>Go to confession.
>Pray the rosary.

This catholic stuff is not necessary.

No.495123

>>495121
Cringe

No.495124

>>495122
Cringe

No.495126

What did Italy do differently to deserve the full wrath of this? Their death toll just passed even China as of now.

No.495127


No.495128

>>495126
They've come for the otamin

No.495129

File: 1584642785438.png (95.04 KB, 742x714, otamin.png)


No.495141

>>495126
Probably multiple reasons but one i think is important that doesn't seem to be highlighted much is Italian social norms. It spread faster due to their convention of greeting each other by kissing on the cheek (often multiple times, especially everyone's nonna). They usually do the same for saying goodbye too. They weren't able to exercise physical distancing soon enough.

No.495148

>>495141
I wonder how bad it will affect their tourism industry come Summer. I was in Rome about a decade ago with family and you couldn't walk without being elbow to elbow in some places it was so crowded.

No.495149

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>>495126
We have to be careful in this.
We cannot say as laymen…
Fatima's message was not completed by our Popes. Our Lady's requests went left unanswered. Our Lady of Akita was just the 3rd secret brought back to us by Our Lady.
So what occurred between Fatima & the virus…
Ww1, the rise of socialism, communism, "total surrender" of nations, the abolishment of crowned kings and queens, ww2, abortion, nuclear war, contraception…and spot of the time…Vatican 2.
And now the Amazon Sentate.
Exorsits asked for fasting and prayer past after the senate.
Amazon Senate…

Here on St. Joseph's feast day…
The day where God was carried in the most chaste hands of the most chaste heart of the most chaste man in all of history and time…we find ourselves gathered and discussing the virus and church affairs. A coincidence? No.

Come to the fold and become a star fust crusader.

No.495151

is this the current norm thread

No.495152

>>495141
Norms owned.

No.495153


No.495155

>>495121
>Go get baptized.
>Go to confession.
Going to religious places for mystical healing is a part why Iran got it so bad. Pray the rosary all you want, might help with anxiety or whatever, but stay away from church.

No.495156

get in here norms

No.495157

Are you guys really still getting taken in by this? Coronavirus doesn't even exist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_psychogenic_illness

No.495158


No.495161

>>495155
Public masses for the most part have been shut down already.

Men who cannot get the priest to baptize their new borns have been instructed & in many diocese granted permission to baptize new borns. With that said private baptisms with 3 to 5 people are still taking place.

No.495162

>>495157
The flu kills people. I know from first hand account that it is real. Either way the flu is the flu. Car accidents, cancer, old age, it doesn't really, matter. We all go one way or another. If anything the coronavirus has made people wake up from realizing that conversion is needed.

No.495163

>>495158
>Hollywood actor Gal Gadot and her celebrity friends have recorded an uplifting take on John Lennon's song "Imagine"
>actor
>her

No.495165

>>495163
?

Actor is a gender neutral term and has been for decades. Actr*ss is othering.

No.495166

>>495165
That's dumb, by that logic we should just call everybody "men" and never use the word "women".

No.495167

>>495166
No need for these kind of slurs

No.495169

>>495166
Not even remotely close because act is just a verb. Why should one who acts, and actor be only male? So you don't get triggered and start complaining that a Marxist underground conspiracy is poisoning your language just like your water? Actr*ss implies men are the default when in fact they are the exception as there are more women than men.

No.495170

>>495169
>Why should one who acts, and actor be only male?
it makes them sound like dudes
>So you don't get triggered and start complaining that a Marxist underground conspiracy is poisoning your language just like your water?
I am a Marxist
>[Actress] implies men are the default
No, calling people actors implies they're men. Do you call waitresses waiters? Do you call women "sir" like in star trek?

No.495171

>>495170
>marxist
Nice to know theres other leftist otachis and not just trumpepes and henri

No.495172

Don't ever post again

No.495173

I'm donating my third house to Bernie, anyone want to match me? He can still win!

No.495174

I still feel that actor can be gender neutral just like most other nouns based on verbs like that. I think the less emphasis we put on gender the better.
By the same argument you've made, should we also segregate people who drive, eat, walk, etc with similar gender noun forms? drivess, eatress, walktress?

These sort of words imply the people are different despite the only important bit in the word (the action) being exactly the same. These words are about separation, not unification. The less of these words, the better imo.

No.495175

I move to relabel "firemen" as "fire extinguishers".

No.495176

>>495175
lol you silly we already have the term "fire fightress"!

No.495187

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Whatever forget the gender shit I don't care it just sounds weird. The bigger issue is her name is "Gal" but she's not a lewd Japanese JK.

No.495188

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>>495187
This is a good picture.

No.495189

>>495173
i think bernie changed his donation page to go to coronavirus relief efforts. thats nice of you though!

No.495190

On my red eye flight last night on a plane designed to carry 200-250 passengers and on a flight that is usually sold out there were only 12 people on board including myself and the cabin crew. There are only going to be three US airlines left when this is all over.

No.495191

>>495190
And they will be publicly owned.

No.495209

What is going to happen to all the drug addicts and alcoholics in rehab or treatment centers when they eventually are forced to close doors?

No.495210

>>495209
They'll have to actually get jobs and live in the real world instead.

No.495376

>>495210
Nobody is going to hire a drug addict no matter how desperate things become.

No.495511

Is anyone else bored to tears like me staying inside? I am so bored I am replaying the original XCOM on the hardest difficulty and I decided to make a spreadsheet to keep track of all my guys and bases.

No.495512

>>495511
What do you normally do? Is going outside really that fun?

No.495513

>>495512
If I lived somewhere rural I would probably go outside every day.

No.495514

>>495512
I miss the movies. I don't like the government or any authoritarian figure giving me curfews and orders but I realize it's for the best. Now I am just thinking about what I am going to buy when they start sending out checks.

No.495547

They were right about Harvey Weinstein dying in prison because he just tested positive.

No.495548

>>495513
You can still go outside.

No.495549

>>495548
Even if this whole corona virus thing wasn't going on I wouldn't want to go outside where I live. Living in the middle of a city fucking sucks.

No.495642

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No.495644

>>495642
>toilet paper $2000
At that point it would be more economical to wipe your ass with $1 bills

No.495649

>>495644
Why don't you retarded mutts just shower instead of buying kilometers of toilet paper

No.495651

>>495649
Japan was the first country to have tp shortages

No.495653

>>495651
Yeah Japanese people don't ever shower so it's not surprising they rather have a shit smeared ass

No.495676

The corner store near me was selling boxes of disposable gloves for $65. If it was any other store I would have reported him but the owner is really nice and often gives me discounts.

No.495907

So it's going to be come a lottery on who gets treatment and gets to live and who dies isn't it? All because of a certain man in the White House dismissing early reports two months ago.

No.495908

>>495907
people with greater chances of recovery will get more treatment

No.495910

imagine if this was the end of the human race and our lives became artifacts to be discovered by other races thousands of years in the future

No.495912

>>495910
And you thought microaggressions and pronouns were a problem. Bet you feel dumb now huh

No.495916

Nice only one more week of quarantine left. Then we can #ReopenAmerica and let things go back to normal.

Any other otabros ready to get back to work and get that bread?

No.495921

>>495916
I wish I was married I had a family of five so I can get some of that $8000 that I don't need that Pelosi wants to give away.

No.495922

Nobody is dying from this nothingburger

No.495982

>>495922

The POTUS also said he wants Americans to be packed in churches on Easter Sunday because it's his favorite holiday and told people that chemicals used to clean fish tanks are a cure. It breaks my heart but at least one or two people in my family will die from this and likely so will members of yours.

No.496027

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>With parents
>Mom gives me toast on paper towel
>Eat toast
>Throw towel away
>Mom takes towel out of trashcan
>'Anon we're running low on paper towels we can't waste any'
>Serves me samosa on old paper towel
Who ever said living with your parents during college was a good idea? Fuck em. She also refuses to use plates for some asinine reason

No.496028

>>495209
Depends on the drug. Cocaine and shit like that will keep on going, unless some extreme social distancing laws come into place, but alcoholics might have trouble unless moonshine becomes big again. Most of them will most likely die because going cold turkey on a drug, even worse a drug you're over consuming, leads to a lot of nasty side effects with worse cases involving death

No.496058

The Japanese poured almost 20 billion dollars into investing in the Olympics this summer and were counting on the increased tourism to boost their economy. They are pretty much screwed.

No.496065

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>>496058
Don't worry I'm still doing my part to help Nihon's economy.

No.496078

>>496065
hope you get corona and painfully die as your lungs fill with blood and pus

No.496096

>>496078
Are you jealous or something he can afford to buy things that you can't buy with the food stamps you are on?

No.496110

>>496096
Keep minority spirit.

No.496119

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>>496078
No I wipe everything down with rubbing alcohol.

No.496120


No.496121

>>496078
back there

No.496122

>>496121
Fuck off retard

No.496126

>>496121
Ok, I'm back there. Now what?

No.496218

What are you guys gonna spend your $1200 on

No.496229

I didn't file taxes since 2018

No.496246

>>496229
Reporting this post to the IRS.

No.496281

>>496218
Either a new video card or a VR headset so I can play Half Live Alyx.

No.496306

>>496281
Get the headset, I'm playing HL Alyx right now and it's really really good

No.496307

>>496281
>>496306
Pathetic WKs

No.496331

>>496218
If I'm stuck inside short term stocks/college debt. If I'm stuck long term I'll either use all my money paying for insurance or my medication I can't live without.

No.496359

>>496306
I heard the story is really lame though and the novelty wears out fast.

No.496367

The Orange is doing daily briefings to the nation and yet none of which bring up how medical staff are getting the supplies and support they need. I bet he believes the Easter Bunny will come and save us too.

No.496380

>>496367
More than Bernie is doing

No.496385

>>496380
He is the predicted president elect and the full responsibility fulls upon Trump. He will fix this mess once we all get Medicare.

No.496389

>>495642
i would switch the two left panels

No.496411

Boris caught the virusm and I guess there is justice in this world. Now we just need it to happen to Trump.

No.496515

What is stopping local governments from forcing Trump to turn over his hotels and resorts and turn them into makeshift hospitals? He is obligated to help the American people.

No.496564

Trump just hit an all time high approval rating. Now that's based.

No.496570

>>496564
People are worried so to ease their worries they put hope in an authority figure. Bush had the largest approval rating surge in history after 9/11.

Now if their worries become reality, expect Trump to become the next Hoover.

No.496575

>>496564
I highly doubt even the people who voted for him are that stupid by this point.

No.496606

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No.496607

>>496575
seethe harder bernietard

No.496617

>>496575
His approval rating is higher now than when he won in 2016. Cry more liberal cuckold.

No.496666

>>496606
I think you're missing half the graph… you know the part that shows his disapproval has been higher the ENTIRE TIME…

No.496668

>>496606
That is cute, I made graphs too for a class in college.

No.496899

It's going to happen sooner than we thought: They are ban people from going from state to state. That is one sad excuse I can use for not being able to attend a funeral.

No.496902

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No.496903

If you don't recognize that graph styling you shouldn't be talking about politics

No.496904

>>496899
no ban, it's just a "travel advisory".

No.496997

>>496904
Those are just words for "we can't legally enforce it yet so we will just shame you into staying in your own state".

No.497159

Japan will now deny entry to all people coming from the US and most of Europe. No weeb fantasy vacation to glorious Nippon for any of you for a while.

No.497161

>>497159
I'm going anyway. This world belongs to all of us.

No.497163

>>497159
South America wins again I am an incomparable homooooo

No.497165

>>497163
Winter is coming for you guys though….

No.497289

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No.497850

200,000 people will die in weeks but don't worry Americans will go back to work and their social lives in a month according to Trump.

No.497853

>>497850
I was excited that this was going to kill all the boomers but looks like it's going to kill all the Americans too! It's the gift that keeps giving!

No.497856

Can't wait for japan's economy to fail and shinzo abe gets thrown out of office as a disgrace and a bad memory and the yen falls below USD for some cheap figs and porn

No.497857

>>497856
Amazing power fantasy from a loser westerner

No.499295

Trump does not have full authority during a crisis. He clearly forgot how our government works or never knew in the first place.

No.499300

Pretty silly in retrospect how much people freaked out over this. It was a nothingburger in the end.

No.499302

>>499300
>Over 10,000 dead in the US alone.

Yeah, I forgot this was simply just a really bad case of the flu and would be gone by the Summer according to The Orange.

No.499303

>>499300
You've said that stupid pol term at least 20 times on ota over this virus

No.499304

>>499302
Cooked numbers

No.499355

The Orange just stopped funding WHO. I encourage all Americans to leave the country now like I am planning to do in a month to stay with family in Montreal.

No.499356

>>499355
CCP dog

No.499437

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>>499355
Talk shit get hit, bitch. I'm sure the Chinese will pay the difference so they can help them cover up the next outbreak too.

No.499441

>>499437
It's racist to use the outbreak as an excuse to not eat Chinese food. People ate Chinese food before and never seemed to have a problem.

No.499443

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>>499441
Just go into large crowds full of people most likely to have recently traveled to infected areas, bro. You don't want to be racist, do you?

No.499445

>>499443
>defying a fucking virus

No.499446

>>499355
Since Sanders is out, I'm voting for Trump and this is why. You can say what you want about him, but controversy won't scare him away from trying to protect American interests. I'd rather have a silly orange man than a puppet.

No.499447

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>>499445
I wonder how a quarter of a million people in the same city got sick within 60 days.

No.499450

>>499443
A full month before the outbreak escalated into what it is now. Trump was briefed at the very start of the year on the threat and he did nothing. Now America is 1st in the world in death rates so I guess his philosophy of "America First" finally did come true.

No.499452

>>499450
Why do you think the outbreak escalated, you retard?

No.499459

>>499452
Chinese agents spreading the virus

No.499477

Bloomberg leak proves the U.S companies knew more of the outbreak than even the U.S government, but continued to do business with China with little to no regulation.

No.499484

>>499477
I'm just tired of the world

No.499495

Why post get delete

No.499496

>>499495
I had more to say. America had decades to fix this crap with healthcare and now it's biting them in the ass. All Bernie wanted to do was take money from the rich (people who literally no joke could afford to wipe their asses with $1 and it would mean nothing) and now we are stuck in the middle of all of this.

Hopefully when AOC is elected as our first female president this will all turn around but this moment in American history should be the moment where we as a nation finally decide what is best for it and not our individual interests.

No.499498

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No.499537

Do you guys actually know anyone with this gook virus?

No.499539

>>499496
I am an incomparable homo the US governement spends more than any other country with health in the world and it still has the worst results of the OECD. Money is not the problem here, you fat fucks need a better management.

No.499540

>>499496
>America had decades to fix this crap with healthcare and now it's biting them in the ass.
You don't need universal Healthcare. You could have a reform to helpnon time of need like pandemics, but not to where it costs each tax payer. We all know "tax the rich" means anyone who makes $100K is seen as "rich".

There's plenty to say on the matter.

No.499542

>>499539
It gets divided among their high population so that everyone is just getting pennies in the end of the day. Get fucked facist.

No.499543

>>499542
Just check the per capita, it's still the highest by a wide margin.

No.499555

>>499540
>We all know "tax the rich" means anyone who makes $100K is seen as "rich".
And? This is not wrong. Anyone making $100k has more money than they need.

No.499558

>>499555
I'm quite sure you don't know how much money everyone needs, but if you put a ceiling in their earnings you'll create a terrible incentive and destroy most of the jobs as people simply won't work hard to make their business grow.

No.499559

>Payment Status Not Available
Anyone else getting this error on the IRS site?

No.499560

>>499558
Rich people don't work harder they less

No.499561

>>499559
Yeah a lot of people are. If you put in a fake SSN and address it gives the exact same message.

No.499562

>>499560
Yeah, like that's the secret to get rich, you need to work less.
>b-but my veil of ignorance
Just try to find out how many hours a week the self-made billionaire work.

No.499564

>>499555
A family with 3 to even 8 kids making 100K a year is not wealthy. In fact they're probably just living on the edge.

Talking to someone who wants to collect taxes who doesn't even understand the basic family expedtestures is useless & proves how the masses are easily influenced by any "take from the (((wealthy))) and (((give))) to the poor" propoganda.

No.499566

>>499562
>work
A good friend of mine gave me an insider tip about the oil market. Let me just adjust my portfolio…. Perfect! Another day another million!

No.499567

>>499564
Any ONE.
Obviously this would be adjusted for families. Like, you know, all other matters regarding taxes and government influence on personal finances already is.

No.499569

>>499566
Very, very few of the self made rich (the vast majority of them) get rich with the stock market though.

No.499572

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What did you get with your trumpbux?

No.499573

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>>499572
I literally work for the government so I can't apply as I can't even by fired.

No.499574

>>499569
it's how they stay rich though

No.499576

>>499574
Actually, no.
Do many of them invest in the stock market after getting rich? Yes. Bill Gates, for exemple, now only has 1/4% of his money in Microsoft stock.
Bezos on the other hand has almost all of his money on Amazon.
But why they do this?
1 Liquidity. It's easier to get money when it's diversified.
2 It's also safer. They might earn less, but they also lose less. That's why they buy many different stock papers.

In any case, you admited that they get rich with work, not rivileged information. Now you make a cherry pick that doesn't prove anything.

No.499577

>>499572
I don't pay attention to the news. Can neets get it?

No.499580

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>>499577
I don't actually know. If you have a SSN go to the IRS site there might be some thing you can check.

No.499581

>>499580
Haruka-sama…

No.499584

>>499580
great picture

No.499587

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>>499584
Thanks I found it while searching for the artist behind >>499460 .

No.499588

>>499573
i thought everyone with a ssn got the stimmy check

No.499590

>>499588
Literally the only exception is adults claims as dependents by their parents.

Homeless people on the street can apply on a government website and they'll send the money right into their bank account.

No.499599

>>499572
I am donating half of mine to a cousin who got laid off and the rest to doctors and nurses who rely on services like Uber and Lyft to get to work.

No.499600

>>499588
Not everyone lives in the Fatland.

No.499606

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>>499599
lameee. i'm gonna get some comissions, a tshirt, a figure, and maybe a new nesoberi!

No.499613

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>>499606
Post neso collection.

No.499630

>>499580
What's a SSN?

No.499634

>>499606
I really don't need anything and it's not like my girlfriend and I are going out to movies or dinner. I have enough money saved from the past two months I could buy a decent used car just for the hell of it but not that I would.

No.499648

>>499613
last time I posted them people started talking about their panties so thats not gonna happen

No.499655

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>>499648
Are you a purity otaku?

No.499680

Hopefully the next thread which will be a mix of politics and the virus won't again go into idiotic conspiracy theories. Bats did not causes this.

No.499786

Bump

No.499809

>>499680
Yeah, humans who were researching bat viruses at a virus research center caused this by having insufficient biohazard standards.

No.499814

In other words, it's China's fault.



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