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No. 505157

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots

No.505158

braekfast taem

No.505159

PANCAKE GIRL

No.505164

The pancake girl! Cute!

No.505165

blini kot

No.505169

get away from my pancakes

No.505173

damn this board is gay af

No.505175

:D *holds up fork*

No.505177

>>505175
*snatches fork from your hand and throws it across the room* go fetch >:3

No.505181

Is this the infamous "* pancake trick *" I've heard about?

No.505183

>>505181
whats the pancake trick?

No.505191

>>505183
When you're at a restaurant together, uh, …

No.505192

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No.505194

>>505192
男とレストランに入ったら、真っ先にオムライスなどの卵を使った料理を探して「あーん! 私これ食べられないんですよねぇ~(悲)」と言いましょう。するとほぼ100パーセント「どうして? 嫌いなの?」と聞かれるので、「嫌いじゃないし食べたいけど食べられないんですっ><」と返答しましょう。ここでまた100パーセント「嫌いじゃないのにどうして食べられないの?」と聞かれるので、うつむいて3~5秒ほど間をおいてからボソッとこう言います。「……だって、……だって、卵割ったらヒヨコが死んじゃうじゃないですかぁっ! 赤ちゃんかわいそうですぅ! まだ生まれてないのにぃぃ~(悲)。ピヨピヨとすら鳴けないんですよ……」と身を震わせて言うのです。

その瞬間、あなたの女子力がアップします。きっと男は「なんて優しい天使のようなコなんだろう! 絶対にゲットしてやるぞ! コイツは俺の女だ!」と心のなかで誓い、あなたに惚れ込むはずです。意中の男と付き合うことになったら、そんなことは忘れて好きなだけオムライスを食べて大丈夫です。「食べられないんじゃなかったっけ?」と言われたら「大丈夫になった」とか「慣れた」、「そんなこと言ってない」と言っておけばOKです。

No.505200

>>505194
60% of the the time this works every time

No.505203

>>505194
but those arent pankeki

No.505205

>>505203
it's a cake made in a pan so it's a pancake. just like cereal is soup

No.505209

>>505205
shouldn't cereal be called bowlsoup instead then?

No.505215

>>505205
So a cake made in a oven is called….

No.505218

>>505215
cake.

kind of like a non-transfer student is called a student

No.505219

>>505205
Wrong. They're cakes made of bread, hence pan cake

No.505220

>>505218
So a cake made in the fridge is called…

No.505222

>>505219
In German it's Pfannkuchen, so a cake made in a pan.

No.505223

When I was in Japan at Narita they had an automatic pancake machine in the lounge. It didn't taste perfect but something that makes pancakes instantly with no effort is something I could use in my household.

No.505224

>>505223
Yeah? Well when -I- was in Japan I didn't see that.

No.505273

>>505223
You would get fat for sure

No.505279

>>505273
Too late.

No.505280

>>505223
pancakes are already incredibly low effort

No.505281

>>505280
If you are some lazy mom or dad just pouring the mix into a pan for their kids at 9AM on a Saturday morning. You can actually do some amazing things with pancakes.

No.505282




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