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Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 03:53:03 No. 506790

I realized today the reason I get a tummyache when boys I know get a girlfriend or have s*x isn't because I'm jealous they're happy I'm not its because I'm g*y and in love with them and mad at the girl who stole my crush from me. Everything makes sense now.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 04:17:19 No.506791

Congrats man!

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 06:30:32 No.506801

Epic.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 06:37:59 No.506804

Wish I was gay

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 06:40:24 No.506806

>>506804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9SsLXz3Lag

This video is really helpful if you wanna get started. Stay safe and good luck.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 07:39:10 No.506812

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So uh do you have a type?

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 10:00:55 No.506816

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I think I wouldn't even mind being in a gay relationship.

It's not even a sexual frustration thing, I am just so lonely and friendless…

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 10:09:52 No.506817

>>506816
Same, so long as I was a girl.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 10:51:57 No.506818

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I really wish I was a girl, but kept my same level of intelligence and knowledge.

I'll never become a tranny, but my life would be totally different.

Everyone would have been nice to me just for being a girl. Every accomplishment I achieved would be praised more just because I'm a girl.

I'd get to have sex anytime I want, pass on my genes, and there would be tons of guys willing to bankroll my whole life just for having sex with them.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 11:05:01 No.506819

>>506818
You really want to have sex with a dude?

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 11:23:02 No.506821

>>506819
If I was biologically a girl I'd want to.

I'd only fuck gay pathetic imageboard posting guys like this >>506812 and I'd always be the top.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 12:45:11 No.506822

I wished I was gay up until I met siz

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 13:20:48 No.506823

same but i get a tummyache when my friends tell me they have a b*yfren instead.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 14:17:34 No.506825

>>506818
You can't be a girl and intelligent, sorry. Its not because they're inferior, but by the time they turn 10 they've smoked so much drugs and taken so many poles in each of their holes that their frontal lobe is completely burnt out and they become a vehicle of flesh and skeleton on autopilot.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 14:22:59 No.506826

Please excuse my poor English got excited for a millisecond thinking we were going to talk about pokémon cards on the oat

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 14:31:31 No.506827

>>506825
So then it wouldn't happen if he just magically turned into a woman without the experience of being a girl.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 14:34:00 No.506828

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>>506826
You can if you want, I like collecting the cute ones.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 16:28:26 No.506837

Is it weird that I like collecting pokemon cards even though I have no idea how to play the game?

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 19:36:48 No.506857

>>506837
Not really, I feel like maybe half the customer base just buys the cards to collect. Personally I play ptcgo but I also buy physical cards despite having no one to play against irl because it’s just fun to open packs and curate a binder of the nicest looking cards. Also even with no one to play against I still find it fun to build decks and play against myself sometimes.

Anonymous 07/06/20 (Mon) 19:57:26 No.506860

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>>506821
But anon if you were a girl you couldn't pleasure weak gaybois because you wouldn't be a boy anymore.

fagola!OzFN7sLBCo 07/06/20 (Mon) 23:46:25 No.506886

So this morning I was fingering my assh*le in the shower and then I realized I was unconciously moaning and whimpering really loud and my mom was home at the time and I keep thinking how long I was doing that without realizing

Anonymous 07/07/20 (Tue) 05:27:48 No.506912

>>506860
You misinterpreted.

If I was a girl I wouldn't fuck you at all.

Ryuuji!AR3bi7Juk6 07/07/20 (Tue) 05:57:08 No.506913

>>506886
Classic Fagola.

Anonymous 07/07/20 (Tue) 07:11:17 No.506914

>>506912
There wasn't anything there to misinterpret you retarded tranny kill youself like the rest of your kind.

Anonymous 07/07/20 (Tue) 07:30:54 No.506922

>>506886
SHOVE GLASS UP YOUR ASS FAGGOT

Anonymous 07/07/20 (Tue) 07:35:15 No.506925

>>506914
I'm not a tranny

I just want to take these weak imageboard posting weeaboos and own their ass

I'd tell them their asshole now belongs to me and to tighten up or else I'd start hitting them

Anonymous 07/07/20 (Tue) 07:36:56 No.506927

>>506925
Fuck off faggot and all you ERPers ITT

Anonymous 07/07/20 (Tue) 07:58:46 No.506929

>>506927
Found the most jealous /ota/ gayboy in the whole thread. Got it worse than OP

I am an incomparable homoOOOOO