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Ive been doin a bit of power sleepin right
any time Ive been wakening up morning noon or night Ive just been like Pfff aye right back to sleep. hoonestly evry hour god sends man just pure lying in me scratcher like a mad cat see when I get like tha? I end up having these mad dreams these pure real dreams. end up cannae mind if they actually happened or no and theres this one dream thats been playing on my mind a wee bit. there was me me sister and my da and we were havin a party but somehow we were havinit up the top o that finnieston cran. and thats what makes me think it never happened cos that cannae be done. anyway then the screws turned up. I clocks them and I tells everybody to hit the death slide cos somehow we had this death slide that went over the clyde right and im like that go go go my turn tae go and Im like that here watch thisjust start pure tightrope walking it man everybody was like hes bold as brass him even the polis,

and then I fell off. but I cannae mind if I fell in or no and I cannae mind if it happened or n0
I was thinking o phoning my sister to ask her but she would have thought I was off me nut so I phned me da and asked him were we up the tap that finnieston cran the other night but he jus wouldnt give me a straigh answer he though i was on sumthin