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No. 499877 [Reply]

I am looking for a bento box, it can't be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And the seller has to post pics of it first (i wanted to make shure it was kawaii [cute]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have had any cartoon pictures, or been made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would have be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i didnt want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii).

No.499882

based

No.499884

fuck off back to /qa/, gaylord

No.499885

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I feel so honored to be the first reply. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Posting the first response has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank Kami-sama for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my cat Lola, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. I also want to think ZUN for giving me 2hus to beat in my 2hu games. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Satori, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on 4chan, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I have been trying to be the first reply on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the /jp/sies out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first reply is amazing, thank you everyone!

No.499887

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Console video games (or vidcons as I call them) are the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.

And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.

No.500141

you sound kawaii (cute), want to come over to my room and give a little kissu (kiss) on my chinpo (*)?



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No. 465125 [Reply]

I want to cum inside Kirino.
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No.500082

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>>500044
>>500034
>>500054
>>500057
>>500062
Thanks guys, I think my calling in life is writing erotic short stories with anime themes.

Gonna start a Patreon.

No.500084

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>>500082
Requesting TakanexIori: an*l.
How? Takane will have to use some toys.

No.500087

>>500084
Disgusting don't do this

No.500094

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*be Takane, at 765 production*

You're sitting in the lounge area, when you remember what the Producer asked you to do. It kind of smells in here today though, it's probably Hibiki sitting on the other couch with no shoes, rank bitch.

You confront Iori and tell her you have to talk about something in private. You ask her to follow you and she complies. You enter a small office room with a couch and lock the door behind you.

"Iori, the Producer wants a girl for anal so he asked me to train your ass. I know you may not want to, but it's part of our job."

Iori protests: "No way I'm going to be the producer's anal slut, and why me?"

"Because you've seen the memes, there's really no choice, now please pull your panties down and get on all fours on the couch".

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No. 500000 [Reply]

500,000 get for /what/
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No.500078

>>500021
Huh, doesn't the drop in post rate coincide with the same time frame a certain kind of spam started on ota? How peculiar…

No.500080

>>500043
It sure doesn't feel like it.

No.500081

>>500078
I stopped posting as much when the cellshit started getting annoying.

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No.500120

>>500043
That's all Henri or Henri without his trip that or he has butt buddy stalkers



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No. 452657 [Reply]

Happy birthday, Maki!!
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No.494073

Reminder that Maki's birthday is in the next month.

No.494076

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But its Zuramaru's birthday?

No.499874

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Happy birthday, Maki!!

And happy birthday thread!

No.499957

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tomatos are aphrodesiacs

No.500101

>>499957
Maki's visage is an aphrodisiac.



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No. 437714 [Reply]

Some idiot taught Juju (Juliette) how to filter loli threads. Now she's not going to show up and bully me anymore, thanks a lot.
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No.488819

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No.488820

wish i had a imaginary loli gf too but television ruined my imagination

No.500073

haven't seen juju in a long time i miss her

No.500077

>>488819
how this video game turned into a children's show is beyond me. The era of PS2 dominance was bizarre & pretty cool all at the same time.

No.500079

Now that we're seeing more Higurashi threads I've noticed her in some of them on 4/a/



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No. 500059 [Reply]

He's perfect…

No.500060

He's alright

No.500071

>>500060
You're great.

No.500072

>>500071
Thanks

No.500076

>>500072
Don't mention it.



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No. 489071 [Reply]

I think my true calling in life is to be a pimp
I spent so much of life reading slave training doujins and playing slave training eroge and reading stories on asstr and syosetu about it and even reading up on psychology, and whatever cases of stockholm syndrome and stuff of that nature I could find.

I think I'm very close to having put in my 10,000 hours required to be an expert by now, with all honesty. I have all the theory mastered, but I don't have the confidence to put it into practice…
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No.489100

1. want a submissive gf
2. Dont want submissive genes in our children
such is life

No.489101

>>489100
Lucky for the world you'll never have children. See, it's good for both sides
>you don't get one as no women match your ridiculous high standards
>no one wants you because you're a vile, igly brainlet

No.489102

>>489101
ridiculous high standard of someone who wants to be hugged

No.489103

>>489101
lol igly isn't a word you FUCKING idiot hahahahahahahahahaaaa how dumb can ya get lololol

No.500074

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No. 499958 [Reply]

Any weed otaku here on 420? I just ate a bunch of edibles and I am going to through the 4 grams on indica I bought today in a single night.
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No.500011

>>500003
> can take almost two hours to take effect

I've had it kick in over 5 hours after eating it, and kick in really hard.

No.500012

rookie mistake is posting weed threads on a cartoon girl board

No.500013

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i mix resin into mct oil and milk and then drink it on a relatively empty stomach

takes about 45-60 mins to start feeling it
peaking at around 2 hours

No.500014

Imagine what we could have done if we had the chance to vote for this man…

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1252334947270037506

No.500055

>>500013
I really want to start messing around with cooking and other things but I am too damn lazy.



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No. 499943 [Reply]

I've come here to steal your threads.

You can't stop it so don't bother resisting.
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No.499952

i fucking hate cops

No.499964

>>499952
Coward

No.499970

get killed

No.500025

>>499964
Whats wrong with hating cops? You like being trampled on by the power or something?

No.500027

smuggy smug nico



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No. 474878 [Reply]

Two sides of the same coin.
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No.496641

>>474914
>>474901
>>474882
The hero ota needed but didn't deserve

No.499978

>>496641
Lost but not forgotten.

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No.499983

>>499979
Holy shit YES

No.499989

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I already bought the 10th anniversary edition..



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No. 499933 [Reply]

Why can't I cure my yellow fever…

No.499935

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No.499937

>>499935
This is too accurate

No.499940

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There is one cure. And she takes any insurance plan.

No.499941

>>499940
purging boids softly with henri~

No.499976

Wonder if there are any nice yellow foids on cc



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No. 426261 [Reply]

Her name is MILFeulle but she isn't even a mother?
Explain yourselves weebs!
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No.476735

>>476734
Love this image of otamin.

No.487819

I like milfy a little more than otamin.

No.487837

The perfect anime girl.

No.499282

MILKY

No.499954

>Framboise is an alcoholic



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