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Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 05:28:09 No. 489071 [Reply]

I think my true calling in life is to be a pimp
I spent so much of life reading slave training doujins and playing slave training eroge and reading stories on asstr and syosetu about it and even reading up on psychology, and whatever cases of stockholm syndrome and stuff of that nature I could find.

I think I'm very close to having put in my 10,000 hours required to be an expert by now, with all honesty. I have all the theory mastered, but I don't have the confidence to put it into practice…

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Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 16:29:10 No.489100

1. want a submissive gf
2. Dont want submissive genes in our children
such is life

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 16:33:44 No.489101

>>489100
Lucky for the world you'll never have children. See, it's good for both sides
>you don't get one as no women match your ridiculous high standards
>no one wants you because you're a vile, igly brainlet

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 16:38:05 No.489102

>>489101
ridiculous high standard of someone who wants to be hugged

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 16:54:58 No.489103

>>489101
lol igly isn't a word you FUCKING idiot hahahahahahahahahaaaa how dumb can ya get lololol

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 09:10:28 No.500074

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 19:17:43 No. 499958 [Reply]

Any weed otaku here on 420? I just ate a bunch of edibles and I am going to through the 4 grams on indica I bought today in a single night.

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 23:40:33 No.500011

>>500003
> can take almost two hours to take effect

I've had it kick in over 5 hours after eating it, and kick in really hard.

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 23:44:22 No.500012

rookie mistake is posting weed threads on a cartoon girl board

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 23:47:20 No.500013

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i mix resin into mct oil and milk and then drink it on a relatively empty stomach

takes about 45-60 mins to start feeling it
peaking at around 2 hours

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 23:49:19 No.500014

Imagine what we could have done if we had the chance to vote for this man…

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1252334947270037506

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 04:19:13 No.500055

>>500013
I really want to start messing around with cooking and other things but I am too damn lazy.

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 17:37:37 No. 499943 [Reply]

I've come here to steal your threads.

You can't stop it so don't bother resisting.

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 19:07:41 No.499952

i fucking hate cops

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 19:32:38 No.499964

>>499952
Coward

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 20:18:05 No.499970

get killed

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 01:35:06 No.500025

>>499964
Whats wrong with hating cops? You like being trampled on by the power or something?

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 01:41:41 No.500027

smuggy smug nico

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Touhou and Love Live Anonymous 10/24/19 (Thu) 14:28:08 No. 474878 [Reply]

Two sides of the same coin.

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Anonymous 03/28/20 (Sat) 23:56:26 No.496641

>>474914
>>474901
>>474882
The hero ota needed but didn't deserve

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 21:14:19 No.499978

>>496641
Lost but not forgotten.

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 21:21:42 No.499979

IT'S OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL-5Z2DpVO4

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 21:43:18 No.499983

>>499979
Holy shit YES

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 21:57:49 No.499989

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I already bought the 10th anniversary edition..

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 15:29:31 No. 499933 [Reply]

Why can't I cure my yellow fever…

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 15:38:06 No.499935

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 16:19:57 No.499937

>>499935
This is too accurate

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 04/20/20 (Mon) 16:47:28 No.499940

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There is one cure. And she takes any insurance plan.

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 16:55:50 No.499941

>>499940
purging boids softly with henri~

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 21:09:19 No.499976

Wonder if there are any nice yellow foids on cc

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Anonymous 07/29/18 (Sun) 00:48:06 No. 426261 [Reply]

Her name is MILFeulle but she isn't even a mother?
Explain yourselves weebs!

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Anonymous 10/30/19 (Wed) 14:52:32 No.476735

>>476734
Love this image of otamin.

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 00:45:39 No.487819

I like milfy a little more than otamin.

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 02:48:51 No.487837

The perfect anime girl.

Anonymous 04/13/20 (Mon) 17:03:00 No.499282

MILKY

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 19:12:49 No.499954

>Framboise is an alcoholic

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Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 02:22:45 No. 499854 [Reply]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS VIRUS HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE A CIVILIZATION DESTROYER! BELIEVE MANY CAN DIE!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:53:39 No.499995

sage1

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:54:24 No.499996

sage2

efrerfe

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:54:57 No.499997

trhrh ref ergve

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:55:36 No.499998

erfgvregvwertghretwg

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:56:29 No.499999

erfgvregvwertghretwgtrgt

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Anonymous 04/18/20 (Sat) 18:05:22 No. 499827 [Reply]

At work last month I was helping this Taiwanese girl and at one point she was confused and went
>Ehhhh~?
just like in my cartoons, it was so cute. Western whores can't even compete

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 02:54:43 No.499857

why is she so big

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 03:04:19 No.499860

>>499857
Aliens

‮^____^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ ‬‬‬ 04/19/20 (Sun) 07:08:26 No.499876

is this gantz?

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 12:43:19 No.499928

>>499876
No

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Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 19:33:54 No. 488608 [Reply]

>gatekeeping this hard
you are just another anon, it hardly matters how you think things should be

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Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 20:44:29 No.488613

who are you uh
you know
quoting
?

Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 21:04:23 No.488615

I'm gonna need to see some ID, anon.

Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 21:29:34 No.488619

source on this cute couple?

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 04:29:21 No.499922

I haven't seen a glowie here yet

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 06:12:37 No.499924

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>>488619
they aren't a couple, the birl in that photo is rou fu you and hes taken

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77457641

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Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 17:23:45 No. 499892 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 19:30:55 No.499900

>>499899
…

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 19:47:15 No.499901

>>499897
I basically am her platonic husband and I think she has sabotaged my life so I never move out.

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 20:18:22 No.499903

>>499899
Your mother is infected with the idea that she can make him a better person.

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 20:35:34 No.499904

del

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 23:54:41 No.499919

does he fuck the daughter too

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Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 23:16:24 No. 499914 [Reply]

Is he right?

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 23:37:30 No.499917

In the sense that he's not wrong, yes.

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Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 01:09:51 No. 488489 [Reply]

Was having trouble pissing so I went to the doctor. He said I should get an STI check immediately and asked if I was sexually active recently. I said no, then he paused for a few seconds and looked at me and asked if I had ever been sexually active, I said no again.
He started to move on but then said I should really tell him if I was.

I guess I'm not going to the doctor anymore

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Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 17:09:46 No.488600

I once had sex with a guy
without a condom and I had to go to an infectologist and I made those HIV tests but I was ok

Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 17:13:36 No.488601

>>488600
were you the penetrator? was he cute and girly looking? if you weren't, are you cute and girly looking?

Anonymous 04/18/20 (Sat) 16:59:10 No.499822

Ota heritage thread

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 02:58:50 No.499858

>>488600
how did this happen?

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 03:00:20 No.499859

>>499858
Fags are promiscuous.

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