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璃奈マニアック!!CBRePd0x5c 06/08/20 (Mon) 01:25:45 No. 504885 [Reply]

🛁？　
🍚？
それとも。。。

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Anonymous 06/08/20 (Mon) 02:04:50 No.504895

おふろにする (o furo ni suru)

o furo = big bath

ni = random particle can't define

suru = to do something (contextually, she wants to big bath, even though she doesn't say "want" (tai))

TL: Big bath I want

Anonymous 06/08/20 (Mon) 02:20:10 No.504896

ごはんにする (gohan ni suru)

Same thing except she says "gohan" instead which means rice and is also synonymous with "meal" because Japanese people only eat rice.

それとも (sore to mo)

"or else", as in she's threatening you to do it.

Anonymous 06/08/20 (Mon) 02:22:52 No.504897

>>504895
>ni = random particle can't define
I think that particle is pretty important to understand the sentence's meaning…

Anonymous 06/08/20 (Mon) 02:33:04 No.504899

>>504897
>>504897
What's the definition of "the", "of", "and", "so", "if", and "to"?

What's wrong you can't define these?

Anonymous 06/08/20 (Mon) 02:43:06 No.504900

chiccha

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Anonymous 01/21/17 (Sat) 14:19:17 No. 337947 [Reply]

>claims to be /jp/
>no touhou on the first page
aren't you dweebs getting pumped for genso wanderer?

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Anonymous 03/29/20 (Sun) 23:53:47 No.497138

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Anonymous 03/30/20 (Mon) 00:28:32 No.497145

>>497138
happy flandoll for the win!

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 03:24:33 No.504815

I thought we had lost this one. Good to see it's still here.

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 04:06:04 No.504817

There are like a hundred Touhou games on the Switch now, what the flip

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 21:50:19 No.504863

/ota/ is alright

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Anonymous 06/02/20 (Tue) 07:31:04 No. 504381 [Reply]

nozomi and eli are totally the type of couple of team up in board games while nico is the type to sabotage maki and throw her in jail for unpaid rent

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Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 00:34:29 No.504650

>>504628
Eli looks like a child with these Nicotails.
Still cute though.

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 22:41:05 No.504804

Anti slide

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 23:31:09 No.504805

>>504804
Please slide it in me.

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 05:45:07 No.504822

>>504805
umi likes to slide

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 20:12:56 No.504855

>>504805
*forces you to dress like Maki*
*rams you from behind while pulling your hair*
*unloads all my cum into your boypussy while spanking your butt red*

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Anonymous 06/05/20 (Fri) 17:56:29 No. 504617 [Reply]

The stinky feet idol.

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Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 04:38:52 No.504818

>>504790
Fun fact: This image was drawn by a girl.

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 05:03:23 No.504819

>>504818
Was not. Girls can only draw BL.

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 05:30:50 No.504820

>>504818
what a whore

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 05:38:37 No.504821

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The nervous bladder idol.

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 20:00:18 No.504852

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The stinky armpit idol.

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Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 03:55:27 No. 504816 [Reply]

Are you going?

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 11:40:03 No.504832

thought they were restricting things like that due to virus…

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 16:35:02 No.504837

it'd be cheaper to go to Cambodia though.

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Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 14:12:53 No. 504835 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 15:30:05 No.504836

BLM matters

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Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 20:42:33 No. 484603 [Reply]

When you’re at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:

“I absolutely can’t eat omurice.”

There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, “Why not? You don’t like omurice?”

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: “I… well” (take a deep breath) “Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they’re killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can’t bear to think about it! They’ll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…” It is good to shiver at this point.

Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He’s yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

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ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 03/28/20 (Sat) 03:17:05 No.496451

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Yō! Here's what you've been waiting for!

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 12:07:37 No.504775

cant let this one die

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 15:58:50 No.504785

>>496447
thanks for all your hard work

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 19:51:42 No.504797

Yea, though I walk through The Valley of The Shadow of Chad, I shall fear no norms, for thou lncels art with me, my cope and my rope, they comfort me.

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 10:07:43 No.504829

>>504797
amen

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Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 18:15:24 No. 504793 [Reply]

my secret trick to beat the heat is to drink hot tea. it might not make sense but it really helps cool you down!

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Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 21:54:36 No.504803

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>>504801
Been drinking imported sencha for 8 years now. Used to even be threads on 4/jp/ about it.

I quit marijuana easier than it. Really fresh high quality sencha brews into a thick green liquor that's buttery, nutty, and grassy. The active alkaloids in the tea plant are strongest in this form, providing an energizing yet relaxing effect.

And I believe it's healthy too. I like drinking it and red wine at the same time.

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 00:09:22 No.504806

>>504803
sounds pretty based

do you infuse the same leaves multiple times?

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 02:42:57 No.504812

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>>504806
Yes

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 02:43:57 No.504813

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>>504812
This is not me I wasn't going to respond.

Anonymous 06/07/20 (Sun) 02:46:39 No.504814

>>504813
You better respond now…

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Anonymous 10/10/19 (Thu) 22:13:44 No. 471582 [Reply]

Here are a list of /ota/food threads that have been lost:
The original patchy pizza roll
Fried rice for /ota/
Omurice trick

I was going to add the donatsu thread too but someone bumped it.

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Anonymous 12/04/19 (Wed) 04:47:48 No.484910

can someone please post the original gif for me since i'm making rice right now for me and ota

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 12/04/19 (Wed) 05:12:00 No.484914

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>>484910
Make me some.

Anonymous 12/04/19 (Wed) 05:20:08 No.484919

>>484914
im making it for all of ota so that means you can have some too!

Anonymous 03/28/20 (Sat) 19:50:59 No.496541

Save

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 16:00:25 No.504786

>>471774
people like that exist in the real world

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Anonymous 10/24/17 (Tue) 12:46:20 No. 392390 [Reply]

Sanae is a 28 yo short stack, why is she still single?

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ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 03/25/20 (Wed) 15:36:44 No.496046

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>>496044
What are you trying to say?

Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 15:50:21 No.496048

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>>496046
That only you can save Sanae from being a drunken loner cake and make the Japanese ageing problem even worse.

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 03/25/20 (Wed) 16:12:28 No.496057

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>>496048
Noo my work shirt… well ok if its for the greater good.

Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 17:39:08 No.496067

>>496041
>>496048
>>496057
Honestly, Sanae would be a top notch wife if you're into role reversal relationship.
>would let you stay at home comfy while she works
>would love to get drunk with you
>would love and deeply care about you because of her self-esteem issues
>would probably be very sexually open and would like to try pretty much everything

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 15:56:46 No.504784

>>496067
I literally am into role reversal relationships
my mom always made more money than my dad and he has an inferiority complex about his brother maybe that's why

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Anonymous 06/12/18 (Tue) 07:14:52 No. 423605 [Reply]

kotori not there

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Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 19:06:53 No.474034

I love Umi and Kotori's hair.

Anonymous 10/22/19 (Tue) 19:13:55 No.474037

>>474034
Suck dick much?

Anonymous 11/30/19 (Sat) 20:11:23 No.484196

based + lovepilled

Anonymous 03/24/20 (Tue) 04:08:55 No.495804

Where?

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 15:54:53 No.504783

>>495804
not there

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Anonymous 07/02/17 (Sun) 21:15:42 No. 377959 [Reply]

Is there a Muse with more pubic hair than Hanayo?

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Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 02:38:23 No.484277

>>484275
>forgot the sage
>bumped it
Kms
Kill all LLteens

Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 02:41:03 No.484278

I am an incomparable homoOOOOOOOOOOO HE BUMPED IT

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 12/01/19 (Sun) 02:57:42 No.484282

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This thread's not the only thing getting bumped.

Anonymous 03/24/20 (Tue) 04:03:00 No.495793

>>484277
>>484275
Reminder that this is the face of the LL haters.

Anonymous 06/06/20 (Sat) 15:54:07 No.504782

who has the rankings they're not in this thread for some reason

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