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No. 506829 [Reply]

I called in sick again!

No.506831

I don't need to because I "work" from home I am an incomparable homo

No.506834

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Was working from home early this year because my boss decided I do good work but my autism should be quarantined but then I had to go back because someone else quit then a month later the China flu flared up and I get to work from home again 2020 has been a considerably based year

No.506840

I got called in sick!

No.506880

Why would you want to work from home? The only reason I got a job is to escape the mental illness being at home all day causes me.

No.506881

>>506880
The norms



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No. 506858 [Reply]

Lolimo has been turned into a plushie, that's why she can't post no more

grrrrrr

No.506862

oh nooooooo

No.506864

how do we turn her back??

No.506865

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>>506864
You have to threaten her.

No.506866

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>>506864
She needs a kissu from the princess

No.506878

gaaaawoooo!!!



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No. 492129 [Reply]

ATTENTION
ATTENTION
THERE IS A PERVERT ON THE LOOSE
STAY INDOORS AND DO NOT TRY TO APPREHEND IT
REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY TO STUDENT COUNCIL IMMEDIATELY
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No.492173

>>492164
>30 year old
>in his teens

No.492180

>>492164
>SUSPECT IS A 30 YEAR OLD MALE IN HIS TEENS
I am an incomparable homo

No.492196

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I want these girls to take a shit and use my face as toilet paper.

No.496642

>>492196
Gross.

No.506859

what color is the pervert alert?

Amber Alert is a missing child
Silver Alert is a missing old person



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No. 506716 [Reply]

Room for one more, hun?
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No.506774

>>506771
Those are bulky and permanently burn your knees with prolonged use

No.506778

>>506774
I can't believe we've come to this point in history and no one has solved this problem…

No.506796

>>506778
The problem has been solved, by the invention of the smartphone.

No.506797

>>506774
i usually just leave mine in my bed and lay on my side or belly so i dont have to deal with this problem

No.506856

yes i'll have an order of the cutie on the left



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No. 506820 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

No.506845

hello, stupid haircut police? yeah, we've got another one.

No.506848

>>506845

short bangs are cute and you just want to hide peoples foreheads

No.506854

>>506848
>short bangs are cute
if you think looking like a retarded baby who slipped with a pair of scissors in their hand is cute then sure



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No. 489505 [Reply]

What do you do when the pain gets overwhelming
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No.496685


No.506809

>>489511
its summer now what do we do

No.506824

>>506809
ketamine

No.506838

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>>489510
Correct answer.

No.506839

>>506809
* Take a nap in the shade
* Scream into the ocean or lake until you stop making bubbles
* Drink a big glass of ice and water to beat the heat
* Stretches in the morning sun



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No. 506711 [Reply]

>ota
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No.506786

>>506783
You mean kaguya?

No.506803

>>506786
What other anime could that possibly be

No.506805

>>506803
Hamefura

No.506808

They're still making school anime? I thought being in another world was the new hotness.

No.506810

>>506808
Being in another world at high school is the new hotness.



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No. 505919 [Reply]

There's literally no reason to post here if neither, Henri, !Bar or Lolimo aren't posting anymore. I'1l give this place one week, otherwise I'm leaving too.
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No.506358

hard day at work bumping idol threads, time to clock out and cash in my otapesos from my crunchyroll sub

No.506798

What the Fuck is Wrong With You People?

No.506799

>>506798
Why Write Like This, Schizo?

No.506800

>>506799
None of Your Business, Grammar Nazi.

No.506802

>>506800
It's All My Business And I'm Just A Regular Nazi



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No. 506585 [Reply]

otamin is a punk ass bitch

No.506789

Wanna fight dude?

No.506792

>>506789
what do you bet this is actually otamin

No.506793

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>>506792
I'm not dude, just scrappy and ready to brawl.



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No. 506272 [Reply]

Henrietta's revenge and Teemin's redemption.
Part 1: the kidnapp.

Teenmin was on the edge. His short, miserable high school life was falling apart. The day has come: he would kill himself. He decided, however to take one last MacDonald’s before that. With the money he stole from his mom’s purse he bought a gun, then his favorite meal. It smells great. It was huge. Truly a work of art that only MacDonald’s could create. It even. But he would never taste it.
When he was about to give the first byte, someone (or something) knocked his head. A beautiful young girl dragged him unconscious to a car, bringing the now destroyed (but still smelling great) hamburger. Her name? Henrietta.
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No.506538

>>506281
wish i was sakuya in this picture

No.506539

>>506515
Waiting for sequel

No.506548

>>506515
Gonna post it today

No.506578

Finale. Second impression.

At the beginning, the violation of his anus was the most humiliating thing Teenmin has ever experimented. It was indeed painful, but the worse was the idea of being fucked in the ass. “That’s not how things are supposed to be. Why didn’t I kill myself one day before? Why did I buy that idiot sandwich”, he enquired himself. But now it was too late. His last trace of dignity was being removed from him as Trevor thrusted the prosthesis into him. That was the only time he would have sex, and would be with a man!
Lolimoshoujo pressed a button. The strap-on started to grow and burn hot inside his colon, close to his empty bowel. That was the moment when Teenmin did something that really resembled a scream, the first since his vocal chords were destroyed by Henrietta. At first, the kidnapper thought that was a scream of pain, but no, it was from pleasure.
By that time Teenmin decided it was time to stop resisting. More than that. Only now he realized the present Henrietta gave him. Why was he so sad since he was born? Maybe because he was a fat, brown, good-for-nothing loser, right? We’ll, he actually belived that but that wasn’t the case.
Turns out Teenmin was a transgender girl all along!

No.506785

Final part: third impression.
After finding out he was a transgender girl, Teenmin just got ecstatic. It feels great to finally realize your purpose in life… He gave his small moans of pleasure, both by the buttfuck he was receiving and by how awesome reality just turned to be.
Henrietta didn’t realize that immediately. She thought she was giving Teenmin the worst moment of his miserable life. But soon she realized something was wrong. The dark basement didn’t have light, so she couldn’t see Teenmins smile, but coming close she realize the expression of joy stamped on her captive. “What’s going on?”. She aborted the procedure right away and started the old torture methods again. But nothing could make Teenmin look sad again.
With the last trace of vocal chords, Teenmin managed to say some words, though she never knew since she was totally deaf. Trans rights.
Henrietta got terrified. She was a massive radical feminist gender critical with no respect of transgender women. Realizing her grave mistake, she smothered Teenmin with her ample breasts.
Teenmin died. But she died as the happies tranny in the world. And that’s all thanks to Henrietta.

End.



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No. 418119 [Reply]

Your argument is invalid.
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No.477263

>>477250
Make your own thread.

No.488133

>>477263
Good idea, gonnas make it soon.

No.496637

she's right I don't have an argument.

No.506745

nontan love

No.506750

Nothing says "I'm not a screeching autistic!" Like bumping old threads to slid your failed argument Please stick it in me Please forgive my rudeness



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No. 424490 [Reply]

ITT we list Lolimo girls.
>Miria
>Karen and any Kiniro Mosaic
>Kanna
>Tamate
>Chino
>Mashiro
>most small Strike Witches
Who else?
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No.484923

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No.485039

lo mo po

No.485042

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>>484923
She's so adult and mature. I'm glad P still loves her, was thinking he was a lolicon.

No.496615

>>424524
>>424525
>>424527
Rare lolimo posts.

No.506744

protected ota heritage



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