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Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 07:43:26 No. 495994 [Reply]

>It will also give a one-time check of $1,200 to Americans who make up to $75,000. Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount, unlike the initial GOP proposal that would have given them a minimum of $600.

Guess who's buying ota.

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Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 15:55:55 No.496055

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Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 18:32:02 No.496083

it's official!!!!!!!

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 03/25/20 (Wed) 18:36:44 No.496086

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I guess buying Japanese things with it wouldn't be helping our economy. Everything is closed though.

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 19:37:54 No.506367

>>496047
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>>496055
This wasn't very nice

Anonymous 06/29/20 (Mon) 01:37:23 No.506444

I bought a desert eagle in .50AE so I can dress it up with anime stickers

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Corona kills far more men than women Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 04:53:11 No. 495976 [Reply]

We are always talking about how older people have higher risk of dying than young. Albeit that's true what you may not know is that most of the victims are also men. For each women dying, two men have the same fate.

That's also not only true to Corona. Women on average have a far stronger immunological system than men. Their lungs and heart as well as almost every organ appear to be better than ours. Of course, there are non-endocrinological too (men smoke and drink more), but the most important reason is how we're built. Are muscles might be stronger, but our bodies are weaker than the female ones.

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Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 19:09:24 No.496106

>>496104
That's not the point dude

Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 19:10:26 No.496107

>>496098
Your anus is literally prolapsing bro. Better go smoke a cig to cool the nerves LOL!

Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 19:14:56 No.496108

>>496107
Yeah I'm going to enjoy my smoke, you don't need to be worried about me though.

Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 19:32:14 No.496113

>>496108
>Yeah I'm going to enjoy my smoke,
I'm sure you'll enjoy your nicotine fix more than cold sweats, extreme anxiety, and intense craving that you'd get if you skipped it

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 19:36:28 No.506366

Remember when people cared about the thousands dying every day?

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Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 23:58:59 No. 496128 [Reply]

>Friendship is a concept that doesn't exist outside of anime

Anonymous 03/26/20 (Thu) 00:01:52 No.496129

you guys are my friends

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 19:29:16 No.506364

I wonder a lot if real friendship is possible or if its all just neuros LARPing

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Anonymous 03/26/20 (Thu) 15:15:36 No. 496235 [Reply]

>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Bradley's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's standup, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that offline, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 03/26/20 (Thu) 15:38:06 No.496244

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Your use of modern, important sounding terminology has given you a promotion.

Anonymous 03/26/20 (Thu) 17:13:15 No.496254

despise all these terms.

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 19:24:48 No.506362

Nice high level overview

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Anonymous 10/07/18 (Sun) 01:53:23 No. 431303 [Reply]

no love live on the front page

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Anonymous 03/27/20 (Fri) 17:47:17 No.496409

>>496408
wow deviantart must be really great!

Anonymous 03/27/20 (Fri) 21:23:03 No.496425

>>496395
So lovely, reminds me of the lyrics from bokutachi was hitotsu no hikari. I'm not crying, your crying

さよならは言わない
また会おう　呼んでくれるかい?

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 18:18:19 No.506356

NELLTOTFP

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 18:38:01 No.506359

Thank you for all the bumps, anon.

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 19:10:32 No.506361

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>>506359
any day

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The secret of the perfect thread Anonymous 10/20/19 (Sun) 22:54:53 No. 473604 [Reply]

What do you do when you have a good pic but you can't think abou a good thread? It's easier when you have a good text because you only need a cute anime girl, but when you don't what should you do? Wait until you think about something good?

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Anonymous 11/30/19 (Sat) 23:46:17 No.484238

Why these /qa/ autists care so much about this shit. Just make the thread you fucking nerd like I am an incomparable homo.

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 20:29:10 No.484601

cooking up a good one right now.

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 20:36:54 No.484602

>>484238
Most /qa/ posters are 17 years old and need to discuss every single minute detail of imageboards to death in order to authentically roleplay as people who actually used them before 2015. They're like the guys who dress up and re-enact the Civil War.

Anonymous 03/27/20 (Fri) 15:03:35 No.496397

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The secret of the perfect thread
Make an idol thread.

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 17:59:44 No.506354

sometimes when I can't think of a good thread idea I just bump an old perfect thread! one quick trick to improve the front page~

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Anonymous 12/03/19 (Tue) 11:45:07 No. 484721 [Reply]

December is the only month without any Muse/Aqour birthday. I wonder why.

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Anonymous 12/03/19 (Tue) 22:14:33 No.484860

>>484859
Nice end.

Anonymous 12/03/19 (Tue) 22:33:00 No.484863

>Find smth interesting on this chan-board

http://x-imgboard.website/cg/

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 12/03/19 (Tue) 22:52:34 No.484866

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>>484863
Uhhh

Anonymous 03/26/20 (Thu) 22:06:58 No.496290

We'll have Maki's birthday next month!

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 17:53:52 No.506351

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sleepy girl's birthday is in december, but she's all alone

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Anonymous 05/11/19 (Sat) 17:46:15 No. 454320 [Reply]

Bats aren't bugs!

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Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 21:31:55 No.484620

Arthropod aren't vertebrats

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 21:43:50 No.484625

based arab lomo thread

Anonymous 03/26/20 (Thu) 16:41:51 No.496251

Umi the genius.

Anonymous 03/26/20 (Thu) 17:16:12 No.496255

jihadimoutos come back too…

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 17:51:29 No.506350

umi squishes bugs that try to sneak into otonokizaka

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Anonymous 06/23/20 (Tue) 22:30:48 No. 506192 [Reply]

Anyone remember the thread where some third-worlder describes in detail how he murdered some girl on the way home from school and got away with it? Wish I had that saved.

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Anonymous 06/24/20 (Wed) 17:25:31 No.506226

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Anonymous 06/25/20 (Thu) 01:12:06 No.506246

this one time on /r9k/ this guy posted about wanting to blind his gf so she would have to depend on him and then he said he really did it what do you think guys did he really do it

Anonymous 06/25/20 (Thu) 01:14:49 No.506247

>>506246
no, just dumb hopeless romantic LARP

Anonymous 06/25/20 (Thu) 01:15:49 No.506248

>>506247
but all these people in the thread thought he was telling the truth and I did too keep in mind this was like 2010 I think before they shut down /r9k/

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 14:15:35 No.506342

>>506202
Oh wow. I'm still surprised that /moe/ board still exists. Don't see sayafag or any other /foolz/fags i remember in any of those recent threads though

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Anonymous 06/19/20 (Fri) 17:23:34 No. 505829 [Reply]

Hi /jp/. I made a website inspired by ACFX uploader and Futaba's upload board since it didn't seem to have an english equivalent. I made it by translating a Japanese script into English.
https://2ちゃん.net/

Anonymous 06/19/20 (Fri) 17:39:39 No.505830

Wew lad, this will surely last more than a day before it gets flooded with pizza

Anonymous 06/19/20 (Fri) 18:23:58 No.505833

>>505830
I only shilled on animu and /jp/ type websites to avoid that.

Anonymous 06/20/20 (Sat) 13:55:45 No.505913

cute

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 13:49:32 No.506340

>>505833
uhhh have you every been on /jp/ spinoffs for very long? those are probably the communities with the highest amount of pizza to share.

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Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 00:04:32 No. 484458 [Reply]

So, I heard you've been a bad boy? Do you know what we do to bad boys when we arrest them?

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ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 12/02/19 (Mon) 01:52:05 No.484481

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>>484479
She took those from the evidence room.

Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 18:40:57 No.496091

Now we have TWO Sanae threads on the frontpage.

Anonymous 06/25/20 (Thu) 15:19:01 No.506271

Kept

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 06:45:38 No.506333

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Poor little ota boy.

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 09:33:35 No.506337

>>506333
don't try to make them sound innocent, all /ota/ boids are bastards.

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Anonymous 06/25/20 (Thu) 16:44:55 No. 506277 [Reply]

This is a ghost. Are you frightened?

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 03:39:09 No.506329

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 03:57:21 No.506330

>>506323
He literally stole this from SilvaGunner and got more views than him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beNfj2tlQ1o

This is one SilvaGunner's funniest videos too.

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 06:30:14 No.506332

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>>506330
>Triple-Q is a graphic designer and a popular mashup artist, and a contributor to the SiIvaGunner channel
>He designed the GiIvaSunner/SiIvaGunner logo and the cover of the first Bandcamp album[5], for which he made eight rips.

He was one of the main contributors to the SiIvaGunner channel from April to May and made several rips including "Unknown from M.E. (OST Version) - Sonic Adventure". However, he left the channel on the 1st of June 2016

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 07:16:51 No.506334

>>506330
>SilvaGunner
who?

Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 07:57:23 No.506335

>>506334
a channel where people can submit joke remixes, usually related to video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oENtijlSBE

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