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Anonymous 08/31/19 (Sat) 17:19:07 No. 465125 [Reply]

I want to cum inside Kirino.

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Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 14:15:41 No.500082

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>>500044
>>500034
>>500054
>>500057
>>500062
Thanks guys, I think my calling in life is writing erotic short stories with anime themes.

Gonna start a Patreon.

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 04/21/20 (Tue) 15:05:18 No.500084

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>>500082
Requesting TakanexIori: an*l.
How? Takane will have to use some toys.

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 15:30:44 No.500087

>>500084
Disgusting don't do this

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 16:05:48 No.500094

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*be Takane, at 765 production*

You're sitting in the lounge area, when you remember what the Producer asked you to do. It kind of smells in here today though, it's probably Hibiki sitting on the other couch with no shoes, rank bitch.

You confront Iori and tell her you have to talk about something in private. You ask her to follow you and she complies. You enter a small office room with a couch and lock the door behind you.

"Iori, the Producer wants a girl for anal so he asked me to train your ass. I know you may not want to, but it's part of our job."

Iori protests: "No way I'm going to be the producer's anal slut, and why me?"

"Because you've seen the memes, there's really no choice, now please pull your panties down and get on all fours on the couch".

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Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 22:44:16 No.500131

>>500094
10/10

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:56:33 No. 500000 [Reply]

500,000 get for /what/

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Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 12:45:37 No.500078

>>500021
Huh, doesn't the drop in post rate coincide with the same time frame a certain kind of spam started on ota? How peculiar…

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 13:51:11 No.500080

>>500043
It sure doesn't feel like it.

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 14:01:06 No.500081

>>500078
I stopped posting as much when the cellshit started getting annoying.

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 14:47:48 No.500083

>>500078
No

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 20:12:00 No.500120

>>500043
That's all Henri or Henri without his trip that or he has butt buddy stalkers

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Anonymous 04/19/19 (Fri) 01:27:41 No. 452657 [Reply]

Happy birthday, Maki!!

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Anonymous 03/05/20 (Thu) 02:14:49 No.494073

Reminder that Maki's birthday is in the next month.

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 03/05/20 (Thu) 03:05:00 No.494076

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But its Zuramaru's birthday?

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 06:43:49 No.499874

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Happy birthday, Maki!!

And happy birthday thread!

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 19:16:49 No.499957

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tomatos are aphrodesiacs

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 16:31:49 No.500101

>>499957
Maki's visage is an aphrodisiac.

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Ugh Anonymous 12/23/18 (Sun) 03:40:00 No. 437714 [Reply]

Some idiot taught Juju (Juliette) how to filter loli threads. Now she's not going to show up and bully me anymore, thanks a lot.

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Anonymous 12/31/19 (Tue) 09:08:13 No.488819

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>>488814

Anonymous 12/31/19 (Tue) 09:22:20 No.488820

wish i had a imaginary loli gf too but television ruined my imagination

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 09:06:02 No.500073

haven't seen juju in a long time i miss her

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 09:58:59 No.500077

>>488819
how this video game turned into a children's show is beyond me. The era of PS2 dominance was bizarre & pretty cool all at the same time.

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 13:43:28 No.500079

Now that we're seeing more Higurashi threads I've noticed her in some of them on 4/a/

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Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 04:53:58 No. 500059 [Reply]

He's perfect…

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 05:25:46 No.500060

He's alright

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 07:33:29 No.500071

>>500060
You're great.

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 07:58:07 No.500072

>>500071
Thanks

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 09:56:30 No.500076

>>500072
Don't mention it.

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Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 05:28:09 No. 489071 [Reply]

I think my true calling in life is to be a pimp
I spent so much of life reading slave training doujins and playing slave training eroge and reading stories on asstr and syosetu about it and even reading up on psychology, and whatever cases of stockholm syndrome and stuff of that nature I could find.

I think I'm very close to having put in my 10,000 hours required to be an expert by now, with all honesty. I have all the theory mastered, but I don't have the confidence to put it into practice…

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Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 16:29:10 No.489100

1. want a submissive gf
2. Dont want submissive genes in our children
such is life

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 16:33:44 No.489101

>>489100
Lucky for the world you'll never have children. See, it's good for both sides
>you don't get one as no women match your ridiculous high standards
>no one wants you because you're a vile, igly brainlet

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 16:38:05 No.489102

>>489101
ridiculous high standard of someone who wants to be hugged

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 16:54:58 No.489103

>>489101
lol igly isn't a word you FUCKING idiot hahahahahahahahahaaaa how dumb can ya get lololol

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 09:10:28 No.500074

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 19:17:43 No. 499958 [Reply]

Any weed otaku here on 420? I just ate a bunch of edibles and I am going to through the 4 grams on indica I bought today in a single night.

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 23:40:33 No.500011

>>500003
> can take almost two hours to take effect

I've had it kick in over 5 hours after eating it, and kick in really hard.

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 23:44:22 No.500012

rookie mistake is posting weed threads on a cartoon girl board

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 23:47:20 No.500013

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i mix resin into mct oil and milk and then drink it on a relatively empty stomach

takes about 45-60 mins to start feeling it
peaking at around 2 hours

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 23:49:19 No.500014

Imagine what we could have done if we had the chance to vote for this man…

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1252334947270037506

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 04:19:13 No.500055

>>500013
I really want to start messing around with cooking and other things but I am too damn lazy.

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 17:37:37 No. 499943 [Reply]

I've come here to steal your threads.

You can't stop it so don't bother resisting.

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 19:07:41 No.499952

i fucking hate cops

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 19:32:38 No.499964

>>499952
Coward

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 20:18:05 No.499970

get killed

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 01:35:06 No.500025

>>499964
Whats wrong with hating cops? You like being trampled on by the power or something?

Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 01:41:41 No.500027

smuggy smug nico

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Touhou and Love Live Anonymous 10/24/19 (Thu) 14:28:08 No. 474878 [Reply]

Two sides of the same coin.

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Anonymous 03/28/20 (Sat) 23:56:26 No.496641

>>474914
>>474901
>>474882
The hero ota needed but didn't deserve

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 21:14:19 No.499978

>>496641
Lost but not forgotten.

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 21:21:42 No.499979

IT'S OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL-5Z2DpVO4

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 21:43:18 No.499983

>>499979
Holy shit YES

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 21:57:49 No.499989

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I already bought the 10th anniversary edition..

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 15:29:31 No. 499933 [Reply]

Why can't I cure my yellow fever…

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 15:38:06 No.499935

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 16:19:57 No.499937

>>499935
This is too accurate

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 04/20/20 (Mon) 16:47:28 No.499940

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There is one cure. And she takes any insurance plan.

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 16:55:50 No.499941

>>499940
purging boids softly with henri~

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 21:09:19 No.499976

Wonder if there are any nice yellow foids on cc

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Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 02:22:45 No. 499854 [Reply]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS VIRUS HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE A CIVILIZATION DESTROYER! BELIEVE MANY CAN DIE!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

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Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:53:39 No.499995

sage1

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:54:24 No.499996

sage2

efrerfe

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:54:57 No.499997

trhrh ref ergve

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:55:36 No.499998

erfgvregvwertghretwg

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 22:56:29 No.499999

erfgvregvwertghretwgtrgt

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Anonymous 04/18/20 (Sat) 18:05:22 No. 499827 [Reply]

At work last month I was helping this Taiwanese girl and at one point she was confused and went
>Ehhhh~?
just like in my cartoons, it was so cute. Western whores can't even compete

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 02:54:43 No.499857

why is she so big

Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun) 03:04:19 No.499860

>>499857
Aliens

‮^____^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ ‬‬‬ 04/19/20 (Sun) 07:08:26 No.499876

is this gantz?

Anonymous 04/20/20 (Mon) 12:43:19 No.499928

>>499876
No

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