/jp/ - 2D/Random

Name
Email
Subject	Spoiler Image
Comment
File
Password	(For file deletion.)

File: 1586134368162.jpg (220.38 KB, 718x707, tsuchi-killme.jpg)

Anonymous 04/06/20 (Mon) 00:52:48 No. 498431 [Reply]

Every time I play an eroge or nukige during the sex scenes there's this awful plorp plorp plorp slap slap slap sound. I can only describe it as sounding like flesh farting. I lose my erection and can't get off for like a week. Is this really what s*x sounds like?

22 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 21:45:43 No.498932

>>498931
If you're truly genius tier your destiny is to have intellectual children by passing on your genius via books or art or whatever you happen to be genius in. This is a far greater honor than having biological children.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 21:49:44 No.498933

>>498932
Then I will be survived by my imageboard posts throughout the years

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 22:01:32 No.498935

>>498931
Reading inseI reddot doesn't make you a genious.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 22:34:24 No.498939

>>498932
>>498935
>giving unironic answers to the brainlet

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 22:43:26 No.498940

>>498918
>. Also men are the superior race so they get more leeway than women do.
Uh, I wouldn't call a "race" that has less resistence pain, has a weaker immunological system, is more prone to have almost every kind of disease to Alzheimer to Diabates and more likely to have them severe as well, has a far lower Emotional Intelligence, needs to have sex almost every day even if it doesn't feel anywhere near as good as in women and is genetically doomed to be less happy to be "superior".

File: 1586410379740.jpg (177.6 KB, 1920x1080, 1457484007442.jpg)

Pete Townshend is autistic Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 05:32:59 No. 498850 [Reply]

I have an old friend that used to be in a band with me. He's a barely functioning autist who is obsessed Pete Townshend. Fucking knows everything about him, all his songs, dates etc.

Well, a few years ago he had the opportunity to meet Pete Townshend. I was there for it and let me tell you the sperging out they both did was embarrassing. They went at it for a good 15 minutes. Going from one topic to the next while not finishing talking about the previous. Sudden bursts of volume while flapping arms and stepping around in circles. You could tell Pete had it a bit under control but in front of my friend who was meeting his idol and reciting all these rare life facts to him…. It was too much for dear Pete and he let his facade down. I still love his music though.

25 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 19:54:06 No.498907

>>498900
Nobody wants to talk about your gay namefag, I bet he isn't even from real /jp/.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 20:08:00 No.498908

>>498900
I posted here: >>498858

What do you think? If he truly is autistic it's believable.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 20:38:15 No.498911

>>498901
You made the funniest post of the day. Thank you, anon.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 20:59:47 No.498915

>>498908
Maybe it's true, but he can be a pedofreak and a sperg at the same time.
Most of the paedophiles I know have mental problems.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 22:01:57 No.498936

>>498855
Kill yourself

File: 1576664424901.jpg (38.13 KB, 400x524, __original_drawn_by_smetan….jpg)

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 10:20:24 No. 487093 [Reply]

俺を殺してください。。。

命が意味はない。。。

4 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 13:56:02 No.487105

cringe thread

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 21:37:56 No.487160

based thread

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 20:17:04 No.498909

weebs

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 20:35:12 No.498910

dab on the weeb haters oatmeister

woobs Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 21:55:02 No.498934

おれは二本・・・！

File: 1586390466386.png (2.23 MB, 1630x2400, e17.png)

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 00:01:06 No. 498815 [Reply]

sigh…
What's the point of living if a cute japanese girl will never say this to me

16 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 14:53:05 No.498888

>>498885
Literally go to Japan

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 15:04:07 No.498889

Teen thread.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 15:32:16 No.498891

>>498889
Teen post

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 20:40:11 No.498912

>>498885
Here is the application form
https://www.expedia.com/Cheap-Flights-To-Tokyo.d179900.Travel-Guide-Flights

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 21:17:57 No.498926

>>498912
I'm on my way! Get ready for me waifu! ! !

File: 1586115452613.jpg (1.52 MB, 2970x1733, 80514505_p0 downscaled for….jpg)

Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 19:37:33 No. 498362 [Reply]

You may not like it, but this is what the ideal idol group looks like.

Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 19:46:59 No.498363

shes all alone, thats not how idols are supposed to work…

Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 19:50:44 No.498364

there's pretty clearly 13 of them

Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 20:01:37 No.498365

>>498364
Actually, there's only 12, and 11 of those are just different pictures of the same person. You may want to get yourself tested for autism if you can't tell that.

Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 22:39:42 No.498382

File: 1586126381701.jpeg (748.43 KB, 4096x1791, 1585163459146.jpeg)

choose ur idol

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 21:06:37 No.498921

reimoo can't be idolshit
>>498382
all

File: 1578344916559.png (54.23 KB, 535x600, reimu!!!!!!!!!!.png)

Anonymous 01/06/20 (Mon) 21:08:36 No. 489543 [Reply]

I want to fuck Reimu. I want to get close enough so that I can slip it in her. I really want to fuck that woman.

5 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 13:10:56 No.496025

File: 1585141856940.jpg (131.83 KB, 500x391, mikocel.jpg)

Reimu is a mikocel
Shes one of us bros

Anonymous 03/26/20 (Thu) 14:50:22 No.496232

base

Anonymous 03/29/20 (Sun) 01:35:58 No.496796

ask sanae atleast youll have a chance then

Anonymous 04/07/20 (Tue) 19:55:08 No.498672

>>496025
She has the sex with me everyday though.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 21:03:08 No.498917

>>498672
fug

File: 1586441141117.jpg (98.47 KB, 640x800, seki hiromi.jpg)

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 14:05:41 No. 498884 [Reply]

Find a better forehead girl. You can't.

6 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 17:23:15 No.498897

File: 1586452995215.jpg (2.89 MB, 2000x3000, 78259035_p3.jpg)

Easy

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 18:42:09 No.498902

>>498895
waves are curls

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 04/09/20 (Thu) 19:39:14 No.498903

File: 1586461154289.jpg (82.59 KB, 1280x720, 8DNSvstpDFKrBLFKv5zxB78-Fe….jpg)

Thought she was a curler but its only this costume.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 19:49:01 No.498905

>>498903
she looks like a cheap whore

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 19:53:42 No.498906

File: 1586462022258.jpg (25.66 KB, 225x350, 114229.jpg)

File: 1585930851256.jpg (553.6 KB, 900x1265, 1585929011080.jpg)

Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:20:51 No. 497885 [Reply]

Where can I find foids like this? Don't say c.c I already checked there

44 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 04/04/20 (Sat) 18:54:01 No.498064

We need more girls posting here.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 13:03:00 No.498881

>>498064
I agree. Time for henri and trev to begin hrt.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 16:14:58 No.498892

>>498881
Trev isn't gay and Henri is a norm with a gf.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 16:43:24 No.498893

>>498892
Both of these are wrong.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 17:37:05 No.498898

>>498893
Henri is literally the most norm person on this website. He's not even cel, or a virgin for that matter.

File: 1576606228902.jpg (838.15 KB, 1069x602, IMG_20191217_110046292.jpg)

Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 18:10:28 No. 486994 [Reply]

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor his McDonald's, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's."

- Otamin, 1999

20 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 08:23:34 No.487091

>>487081
You could've donated that money to otamin or t you colossal moron.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 23:45:38 No.487165

>>487085
>>487086
>>487090
>>487091
I won't deny that I felt some regret because I was protecting a large corporation at my own expense which doesn't feel right but really what I was doing was preserving my own integrity which ended up feeling very good. I even think that donating the $6 to charity would not have given me the same self esteem boost

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 00:03:41 No.487166

>>487165
stoicism is a mental illness

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 07:53:06 No.487211

Need to buy some spicy mcchickens.

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 13:11:16 No.498882

>>487016
I went to mcd’s a month ago and they have spicy mcchickens now. I would’ve ordered a big t but I wasn’t craving that much food.

File: 1579386559563.jpg (106.08 KB, 1280x720, sigh.jpg)

Anonymous 01/18/20 (Sat) 22:29:19 No. 490429 [Reply]

It's getting harder and harder to gather the energy to hate the norms and that was the only thing that kept me going.

There's nothing left they can do to surprise me anymore.

4 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 01/19/20 (Sun) 01:49:32 No.490438

>>490435
You have to be spawned as a norm.

Anonymous 03/29/20 (Sun) 00:13:01 No.496663

>>490434
big if true

Anonymous 03/29/20 (Sun) 01:57:00 No.496833

flipping hate the norms

Anonymous 04/08/20 (Wed) 02:33:31 No.498760

the norms

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 12:59:40 No.498880

>>498760
What about them?

File: 1586367490876.jpg (410.71 KB, 900x1275, u20.jpg)

Anonymous 04/08/20 (Wed) 17:38:10 No. 498787 [Reply]

Why do foids do this

3 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 04/08/20 (Wed) 18:05:47 No.498794

>>498792
Back to gn schizo

Anonymous 04/08/20 (Wed) 22:24:27 No.498811

Can't believe guys can just walk around with a dick like that

Anonymous 04/08/20 (Wed) 22:59:27 No.498812

Why do girl bodies look like penises

Anonymous 04/08/20 (Wed) 23:09:08 No.498813

>>498812
Because weebs are secretely gay

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 12:57:20 No.498879

>>498813
There’s nothing secret about it.

File: 1576651527123.jpg (93.5 KB, 1920x1080, [Anon] High Score Girl II ….jpg)

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 06:45:27 No. 487073 [Reply]

me & ota

5 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 13:39:36 No.487101

>>487100
oat left t right

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 13:56:45 No.487106

did this with a foid when I was 11, wasn't really interested in girls at that age so I didn't enjoy it as much as she did.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 14:06:57 No.487107

File: 1576678017273.jpeg (16.6 KB, 172x164, 5049D6E9-ACAF-4DF4-9AAD-2….jpeg)

>>487106
Go brag somewhere else chad

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 05:31:46 No.498849

>>487097
Who's Tomoko?

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 12:50:57 No.498878

>>498849
What?

Delete Post [ File] Password

Reason