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No. 455034 [Reply]

じーーーーーーーーーーーー
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No.509045

>>497877
now i'm going to take mine..

No.509047

>>509045
Ah yes. A reference to the classic Romeo and Juliet. How wonderful.

No.509050

>>509047
Wow ota is so cultured!

No.509061

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>>509045
Not today, buddy



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No. 509043 [Reply]

You could have prevented this.

No.509046

i havent watched clear card yet or the new sailor moon

No.509060

Who is she calling a hoe?



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No. 466004 [Reply]

FUCK TRANSPHOBES
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No.504594

>>504587
/what/?

No.509059

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The return of the queen…

No.509081

I'm so glad this thread will soon hit bump limit, just doing my part so it can die just like 40% of the troons I am an incomparable homo.

No.509097

>>509081
savage

No.509216

>>509081
It would be hilarious if oat man deleted more posts in the thread to prolong your buttownedness.



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No. 432543 [Reply]

WOW!!!!
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No.497897

>>497825
No it would be gay. You can just use porn at that point without interacting with a guy.

No.497899

>>497897
Porn can give you a blowjob?

No.497930

>>497897
using porn won't feel like getting a blowjob you fucking cumbrain.

No.497931

>>497930
yeah a blowjob feels objectively worse

No.509054

Great!



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No. 491282 [Reply]

Y'know, I talk big being cel and all. But I have this fear that I'll fall for the first foid that looks in my direction.
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No.491337

>>491331
Don't talk about Henri that way it's mean

No.491339

I think people who spend all their conversations spreading misery are not useful

No.496683

And then she will kill in your sleep because that's what foid snakes do

No.498251

>>491325
I'm starting to believe foids are actually monkeys that look like humans on the outside

No.509051

>>496683
Good then I won't have to deal with life anymore



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No. 493629 [Reply]

otamin please make a filter for the word "foid" that turns it into "crystal.cafe poster" The plural for "foids" would be "crystal.cafe posters"
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No.498021

I kind of like muscles on a guy, the healthy chad/jock prototype is really exciting in bed. I fucked a tall Scandinavian guy who could pick me up and fuck me literally anywhere in the room. Not bragging and I'm barely a becky, but I hate narcissistic artsy skinny guys, they give nothing and take everything.

No.498022

>>498021
The term of art girls use now for hot dumb guys is "himbo". Just a pro-tip for you to keep in mind next time you pretend to be a girl on /ota/

No.498023

>>498022
Smash your head against the wall foid

No.498061

^Please stick it in me sure showed that dumb foid

No.509049

Ota heritage thread



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No. 509013 [Reply]

I saw her again finally…could have talked to her longer but I blew it. It's over…
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No.509025

I wish there were women in my workplace worth stalking but they're all fat single mothers

No.509031

>>509024
Ha ha baited the tranny

No.509032

flipping owned that norm

No.509033

It's good to see that Japanese-OL-obsessing-anon is still alive. Keep us update, ok?

No.509041

>>509033
It's really tough because otamin keeps range banning me and redirecting ota to pissu. 95% of the time if I pick up a new IP I'm unable to come here.



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No. 508968 [Reply]

There are single mothers out there waiting for you to grow up and step up to the plate.
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No.509002

>>509001
It means you are a loser

No.509008

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No.509010

>>509009
i was more confused by what this meant
>Not him but I do and I don't seir fat women with tattoos

No.509030

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No. 509028 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

No.509029

That looks like the area at the start of Half Life 2 where you have to dodge all the Combine dudes coming at you near the train tracks.



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No. 509004 [Reply]

snacks ready,
lap pillow check,
favorite manga alright,
time to steal some threads from ota

No.509006

what manga are you reading t?

No.509007

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my thread…



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No. 508937 [Reply]

Buttmin here, there is currently a tropical storm hitting me and if /what/ goes down it may be down for a few days, I don't know.

Just letting you guys know I didn't died.
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No.508976

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>>508945
what card game? im pretty good at solitaire

No.508977

>>508976
He means cards against humanity, people used to play it years ago in gn.

No.508979

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Ok so it only knocked out half the electrical outlets in my house for some reason, and we only had one short power outage.

Everything's okay.

No.508982

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No.508996

>>508979
why isn't what insured by an industrial quality uninterruptible power supply/generator combo?



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No. 489164 [Reply]

Who is ready for World War 3? The US just killed a bunch of Iranians including a person who is the equivalent of being the vice president of Iran.
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No.508980

>>508974
You mean a fire.

Normal people more than 100s of ft away from a fire wouldn't be too worried.

No reason to assume a building is going to explode with that kind of force.

No.508983

>>508980
I wonder how much imageboards would improve by adding a sobriety test before posting.

No.508989

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>>508983
i make my best idol posts while intoxicated…

No.508993

>>508989
At least a little bit, then.

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>>508993
idolposts are nice and good



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