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Anonymous 01/31/20 (Fri) 03:43:41 No. 491282 [Reply]

Y'know, I talk big being cel and all. But I have this fear that I'll fall for the first foid that looks in my direction.

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Anonymous 01/31/20 (Fri) 22:08:46 No.491337

>>491331
Don't talk about Henri that way it's mean

Anonymous 01/31/20 (Fri) 22:57:42 No.491339

I think people who spend all their conversations spreading misery are not useful

Anonymous 03/29/20 (Sun) 00:23:11 No.496683

And then she will kill in your sleep because that's what foid snakes do

Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 04:33:19 No.498251

>>491325
I'm starting to believe foids are actually monkeys that look like humans on the outside

Anonymous 08/07/20 (Fri) 04:59:12 No.509051

>>496683
Good then I won't have to deal with life anymore

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Anonymous 02/28/20 (Fri) 16:16:58 No. 493629 [Reply]

otamin please make a filter for the word "foid" that turns it into "crystal.cafe poster" The plural for "foids" would be "crystal.cafe posters"

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Anonymous 04/04/20 (Sat) 06:43:52 No.498021

I kind of like muscles on a guy, the healthy chad/jock prototype is really exciting in bed. I fucked a tall Scandinavian guy who could pick me up and fuck me literally anywhere in the room. Not bragging and I'm barely a becky, but I hate narcissistic artsy skinny guys, they give nothing and take everything.

Anonymous 04/04/20 (Sat) 06:54:22 No.498022

>>498021
The term of art girls use now for hot dumb guys is "himbo". Just a pro-tip for you to keep in mind next time you pretend to be a girl on /ota/

Anonymous 04/04/20 (Sat) 06:55:39 No.498023

>>498022
Smash your head against the wall foid

Anonymous 04/04/20 (Sat) 18:34:26 No.498061

^Please stick it in me sure showed that dumb foid

Anonymous 08/07/20 (Fri) 04:54:34 No.509049

Ota heritage thread

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Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 17:34:04 No. 509013 [Reply]

I saw her again finally…could have talked to her longer but I blew it. It's over…

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Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 21:07:12 No.509025

I wish there were women in my workplace worth stalking but they're all fat single mothers

Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 22:40:22 No.509031

>>509024
Ha ha baited the tranny

Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 22:46:06 No.509032

flipping owned that norm

Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 23:27:37 No.509033

It's good to see that Japanese-OL-obsessing-anon is still alive. Keep us update, ok?

Anonymous 08/07/20 (Fri) 01:34:15 No.509041

>>509033
It's really tough because otamin keeps range banning me and redirecting ota to pissu. 95% of the time if I pick up a new IP I'm unable to come here.

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Anonymous 08/05/20 (Wed) 02:33:03 No. 508968 [Reply]

There are single mothers out there waiting for you to grow up and step up to the plate.

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Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 06:21:51 No.509002

>>509001
It means you are a loser

Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 15:16:10 No.509008

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Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 15:43:20 No.509009

>>509001
https://www.gnu.org/software/sed/manual/sed.html

Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 16:34:06 No.509010

>>509009
i was more confused by what this meant
>Not him but I do and I don't seir fat women with tattoos

Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 22:04:12 No.509030

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Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 21:34:09 No. 509028 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 21:54:39 No.509029

That looks like the area at the start of Half Life 2 where you have to dodge all the Combine dudes coming at you near the train tracks.

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Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 10:05:16 No. 509004 [Reply]

snacks ready,
lap pillow check,
favorite manga alright,
time to steal some threads from ota

Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 14:29:51 No.509006

what manga are you reading t?

Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 14:51:19 No.509007

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my thread…

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Anonymous 08/04/20 (Tue) 13:20:40 No. 508937 [Reply]

Buttmin here, there is currently a tropical storm hitting me and if /what/ goes down it may be down for a few days, I don't know.

Just letting you guys know I didn't died.

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Anonymous 08/05/20 (Wed) 05:54:58 No.508976

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>>508945
what card game? im pretty good at solitaire

Anonymous 08/05/20 (Wed) 06:13:43 No.508977

>>508976
He means cards against humanity, people used to play it years ago in gn.

Anonymous 08/05/20 (Wed) 06:54:45 No.508979

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Ok so it only knocked out half the electrical outlets in my house for some reason, and we only had one short power outage.

Everything's okay.

Anonymous 08/05/20 (Wed) 18:02:50 No.508982

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>>508977
>gn
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Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 03:33:49 No.508996

>>508979
why isn't what insured by an industrial quality uninterruptible power supply/generator combo?

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Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 03:00:13 No. 489164 [Reply]

Who is ready for World War 3? The US just killed a bunch of Iranians including a person who is the equivalent of being the vice president of Iran.

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Anonymous 08/05/20 (Wed) 07:16:51 No.508980

>>508974
You mean a fire.

Normal people more than 100s of ft away from a fire wouldn't be too worried.

No reason to assume a building is going to explode with that kind of force.

Anonymous 08/05/20 (Wed) 22:44:45 No.508983

>>508980
I wonder how much imageboards would improve by adding a sobriety test before posting.

Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 00:17:21 No.508989

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